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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9870 on: November 02, 2018, 09:49:32 AM »
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Can I just check that nobody has been changing definitions in the Oxford English Dictionary....?

No...?

OK. In that case I'd like to present the winning entry for the 2018 VP ironic news story of the year. Tony Blair talking about forcing tech companies to follow 'ethical standards'  Banghead

I wonder if someone used sock puppets or cartoons to explain to him what ethics are.  cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341513/Tony-Blair-calls-transatlantic-crackdown-tech-giants-like-Facebook.html

What utter scum the 'man' is...  noooo:

I couldn't agree more, I will admit though when I first read the article and saw this picture:



I had a flash from Red Dwarf where Rimmer says "Mr Flibble's very cross"

"A gottle of geer"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9871 on: November 02, 2018, 10:26:45 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 02, 2018, 09:49:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2018, 08:08:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 02, 2018, 05:07:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2018, 10:19:44 PM
Can I just check that nobody has been changing definitions in the Oxford English Dictionary....?

No...?

OK. In that case I'd like to present the winning entry for the 2018 VP ironic news story of the year. Tony Blair talking about forcing tech companies to follow 'ethical standards'  Banghead

I wonder if someone used sock puppets or cartoons to explain to him what ethics are.  cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341513/Tony-Blair-calls-transatlantic-crackdown-tech-giants-like-Facebook.html

What utter scum the 'man' is...  noooo:

I couldn't agree more, I will admit though when I first read the article and saw this picture:



I had a flash from Red Dwarf where Rimmer says "Mr Flibble's very cross"

"A gottle of geer"

Just had a crack at making a morph from Tony to Mr Flibble but it's going to need much better photo editing software than I have to get the second picture right.  noooo:

Pity, given how much traction the NPC meme gained in such a short time and just how easy a target Tony would be I suspect this could be a lot of fun once unleashed...  Sinister:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9872 on: November 06, 2018, 08:55:33 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9873 on: November 06, 2018, 09:25:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9874 on: November 07, 2018, 05:30:39 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9875 on: November 08, 2018, 08:24:46 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9876 on: November 08, 2018, 08:36:24 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9877 on: November 08, 2018, 08:40:08 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9878 on: November 08, 2018, 08:43:37 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9879 on: November 09, 2018, 02:36:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2018, 08:43:37 AM
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Homo Dominus Faba?  rubschin:

Apologies to Mr Darwin sir if that makes no sense but I haven't really used Latin in 30 odd years.  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9880 on: November 09, 2018, 04:14:39 AM »
This advert traumatised children?? I'm sorry, you can call me heartless but how bleedin thick must your kids be if they thought a CARROT driving a lorry was real...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6368929/Angry-mother-slams-Aldis-Christmas-advert-traumatic-children.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9881 on: November 09, 2018, 05:14:15 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2018, 04:14:39 AM
This advert traumatised children?? I'm sorry, you can call me heartless but how bleedin thick must your kids be if they thought a CARROT driving a lorry was real...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6368929/Angry-mother-slams-Aldis-Christmas-advert-traumatic-children.html

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2018: The year western civilisation collapsed...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9882 on: November 09, 2018, 09:08:07 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2018, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2018, 04:14:39 AM
This advert traumatised children?? I'm sorry, you can call me heartless but how bleedin thick must your kids be if they thought a CARROT driving a lorry was real...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6368929/Angry-mother-slams-Aldis-Christmas-advert-traumatic-children.html

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2018: The year western civilisation collapsed...  noooo:
How stupid. Clearly even an Aldi carrot wouldn't be old enough to take an HGV1 test.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9883 on: November 14, 2018, 04:23:13 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9884 on: November 15, 2018, 06:17:37 PM »
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