what about:
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Tolkien innit?
Bilbo Baggins in Lord of The Rings
""Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."