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« Reply #105 on: July 21, 2009, 08:54:01 AM »
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« Reply #106 on: July 21, 2009, 09:39:52 AM »
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« Reply #107 on: July 21, 2009, 09:45:51 AM »
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UPDATE: Mother dumps daughter in quarantine - goes on cruise.
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« Reply #108 on: July 21, 2009, 09:46:41 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #109 on: July 21, 2009, 03:36:37 PM »
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #110 on: July 21, 2009, 03:41:50 PM »
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Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #111 on: July 21, 2009, 03:44:10 PM »
You need to go and listen to some nice Gregorian chants or something.
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« Reply #112 on: July 21, 2009, 03:46:09 PM »
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You need to go and listen to some nice Gregorian chants or something.
Which paper was that in?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #113 on: July 21, 2009, 03:51:10 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #114 on: July 21, 2009, 05:19:03 PM »
UK debt hits a record of ?799bn Last updated: 6 hours ago
Total outstanding government debt in the UK has risen to a record ?799bn as the costs of the downturn hit public finances.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8160614.stm



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« Reply #115 on: July 21, 2009, 05:31:51 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #116 on: July 21, 2009, 05:40:35 PM »
Taser-hit man burst into flames.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #117 on: July 21, 2009, 08:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 05:40:35 PM
Taser-hit man burst into flames.

I saw this one an instantly laughed so much that about a quarter of a pint of Young's shot through my nostrils. And he was Australian. And two of my bar staff are Australian. And they have only just got over the ashes defeat. Good ol' Darwin!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #118 on: July 21, 2009, 08:38:14 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 21, 2009, 08:17:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 05:40:35 PM
Taser-hit man burst into flames.

I saw this one an instantly laughed so much that about a quarter of a pint of Young's shot through my nostrils. And he was Australian. And two of my bar staff are Australian. And they have only just got over the ashes defeat. Good ol' Darwin!








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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #119 on: July 22, 2009, 06:05:11 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 08:38:14 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 21, 2009, 08:17:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 05:40:35 PM
Taser-hit man burst into flames.

I saw this one an instantly laughed so much that about a quarter of a pint of Young's shot through my nostrils. And he was Australian. And two of my bar staff are Australian. And they have only just got over the ashes defeat. Good ol' Darwin!








Unexplained 'beer fountain' spotted in Southern Britain?



Typical tabloid reporting!  ::)

He just explained it up there! ^^^^^^^^^^^^
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