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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #120 on: July 22, 2009, 08:40:04 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 03:44:10 PM
You need to go and listen to some nice Gregorian chants or something.

Yes, chants would be a fine thing.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #121 on: July 22, 2009, 08:43:00 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 08:40:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 03:44:10 PM
You need to go and listen to some nice Gregorian chants or something.

Yes, chants would be a fine thing.
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #122 on: July 22, 2009, 08:56:52 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 08:40:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 03:44:10 PM
You need to go and listen to some nice Gregorian chants or something.

Yes, chants would be a fine thing.


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #123 on: July 22, 2009, 09:11:02 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 08:56:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 08:40:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 03:44:10 PM
You need to go and listen to some nice Gregorian chants or something.

Yes, chants would be a fine thing.


Oh good grief... noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #124 on: July 22, 2009, 09:24:07 AM »
I should think so too!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #125 on: July 24, 2009, 09:36:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #126 on: July 24, 2009, 09:43:00 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #127 on: July 27, 2009, 02:20:17 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #128 on: July 27, 2009, 07:22:19 PM »
'Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66'
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #129 on: July 27, 2009, 07:22:52 PM »
Or 69?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #130 on: July 30, 2009, 08:32:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #131 on: July 30, 2009, 09:51:05 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #132 on: July 30, 2009, 10:01:29 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #133 on: July 30, 2009, 12:40:04 PM »
Freak accident in Cyprus as expat tries to fire up his brain with a glut of AAA batteries.  Strange almost human animal seen fleeing from the scene.



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #134 on: July 30, 2009, 12:50:50 PM »
This all makes sense!!
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