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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #135 on: July 30, 2009, 01:47:35 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #136 on: July 31, 2009, 11:39:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #137 on: July 31, 2009, 12:07:36 PM »
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Flying underwear causes power cut
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Engineers traced the fault and found a thong had short circuited a power line.
It is believed the clothing was carried by a helium balloon from a nearby party.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #138 on: July 31, 2009, 01:15:38 PM »
I would like to declare the Silly Season officially Open  ;D
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #139 on: July 31, 2009, 01:21:10 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 31, 2009, 01:15:38 PM
I would like to declare the Silly Season officially Open  ;D
It has been silly season here since April 2007!  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #140 on: July 31, 2009, 01:23:07 PM »
Is it really that long?  eeek:


Must be when I see how much time I have frittered away in here.

Total time logged in: 137 days, 6 hours and 2 minutes.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #141 on: July 31, 2009, 01:29:48 PM »
136 days, 7 hours and 7 minutes...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #142 on: July 31, 2009, 01:37:26 PM »
The words SAD PAIR OF BASTARDS come to mind for some reason. redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #143 on: July 31, 2009, 01:39:30 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:37:26 PM
The words SAD PAIR OF BASTARDS come to mind for some reason. redface:
Noooooo.... we just managed to squeeze so much into each and every day!  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #144 on: July 31, 2009, 01:39:59 PM »
Like a fat lass into tight clothing?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #145 on: July 31, 2009, 01:40:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2009, 01:39:59 PM
Like a fat lass into tight clothing?
Yes, our days positively bulge at the seams!  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #146 on: July 31, 2009, 01:42:01 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:39:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:37:26 PM
The words SAD PAIR OF BASTARDS come to mind for some reason. redface:
Noooooo.... we just managed to squeeze so much into each and every day!  whistle:


Are we going to confess to having two screens/PCs running so that we can work on one and be on here on the other?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #147 on: July 31, 2009, 01:43:01 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:42:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:39:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:37:26 PM
The words SAD PAIR OF BASTARDS come to mind for some reason. redface:
Noooooo.... we just managed to squeeze so much into each and every day!  whistle:


Are we going to confess to having two screens/PCs running so that we can work on one and be on here on the other?
No, we'll keep that quiet...  ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #148 on: July 31, 2009, 01:44:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:43:01 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:42:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:39:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:37:26 PM
The words SAD PAIR OF BASTARDS come to mind for some reason. redface:
Noooooo.... we just managed to squeeze so much into each and every day!  whistle:


Are we going to confess to having two screens/PCs running so that we can work on one and be on here on the other?
No, we'll keep that quiet...  ;)

Good Plan ~ the less "they" know the better  happy088
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #149 on: July 31, 2009, 02:49:14 PM »
Quite so. I will never reveal his obsession with knocking shops to LL  angel1
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