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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #150 on: July 31, 2009, 03:18:50 PM »
One browser ~ three tabs  whistle:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #151 on: July 31, 2009, 03:29:41 PM »
44 days, 23 hours and 11 minutes

Lightweight!  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #152 on: July 31, 2009, 03:34:39 PM »
Quite so. I will never reveal his obsession with knocking shops to LL  angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #153 on: July 31, 2009, 03:41:57 PM »
44 days, 23 hours and 11 minutes

Lightweight!  lol:

I'm quite happy with that  lol:   My preferred posting time is also toward the end of the "werking" day  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #154 on: July 31, 2009, 05:10:23 PM »
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 eeek:Are you admitting to being the VP drug dealer here Pastis, if so could you just say it again when I have this mike' working.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #155 on: July 31, 2009, 05:55:48 PM »
 eeek:

Testing, testing, one two... one two
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #156 on: July 31, 2009, 05:58:32 PM »
Shhh don't shout.



Is that your pimp mobile over there?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #157 on: July 31, 2009, 06:06:27 PM »
No. Mine's in the car park here  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #158 on: July 31, 2009, 06:12:00 PM »
Boy born with missing fingers.



Right, if he was born with them they either were not his, in which case he stole them from someone else, or they were his and they were not in fact missing.

This was broadcast on PM last night FFS. cussing:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #159 on: July 31, 2009, 06:13:03 PM »
No. Mine's in the car park here  whistle:

Are you being stalked?

Umm I was deflowered many years ago does that count? whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #160 on: July 31, 2009, 06:15:09 PM »
Never mind, petal  ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #161 on: July 31, 2009, 06:22:59 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #162 on: August 04, 2009, 12:42:33 PM »
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Lovers 'glued man's penis to stomach to punish him for cheating'
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« Reply #163 on: August 04, 2009, 12:52:01 PM »
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Lovers 'glued man's penis to stomach to punish him for cheating'
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The extent of the injuries to the victim remains unclear.

Thank heavens for small mercies!
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