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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #165 on: August 04, 2009, 07:15:15 PM »
In your case a serious underestimate I would say.
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« Reply #166 on: August 07, 2009, 08:18:02 AM »
Woman to marry fairground ride

A 33-year-old church organist from Pennsylvania is planning to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.
 
Amy Wolfe claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects.
 
She has been 'courting' the attraction, an 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts, for a decade. According to the Daily Telegraph, Wolfe travels 160 miles to visit the attraction up to 10 times every year. It is estimated she has taken approximately 3,000 rides since first visiting the theme park at the age of 13.
 
"I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said. "I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
 
"I wasn't freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn't tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn't 'normal' to have feelings for a fairground ride."


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 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #167 on: August 07, 2009, 08:34:48 AM »
An organist, you say  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #168 on: August 07, 2009, 08:48:05 AM »
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objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects.


This may help explain why I married the first Mrs S.
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« Reply #169 on: August 07, 2009, 08:48:26 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #170 on: August 07, 2009, 09:00:27 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 07, 2009, 08:48:05 AM
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objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects.


This may help explain why I married the first Mrs S.

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« Reply #171 on: August 07, 2009, 12:58:02 PM »
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Woman 'torched Briton's genitals'
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #172 on: August 07, 2009, 01:59:28 PM »
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Woman 'torched Briton's genitals'
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'Torched' or 'touched'?
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« Reply #173 on: August 07, 2009, 02:04:05 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #174 on: August 07, 2009, 02:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2009, 02:04:05 PM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8189296.stm

I thought it was meant to be something unusual.

Torching is an everyday occurence round here.

The last recorded touching however, was on VE day.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #175 on: August 07, 2009, 02:19:02 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2009, 02:10:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2009, 02:04:05 PM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8189296.stm

I thought it was meant to be something unusual.

Torching is an everyday occurence round here.

The last recorded touching however, was on VE day.


And the result was our very own Darwins Selection?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #176 on: August 07, 2009, 02:24:50 PM »
Terrier Alert: Python Swallows Pet Dog

1:51pm UK, Monday March 16, 2009
A distraught woman has told how a python devoured her pet dog - including the collar and name tag.




Has anyone seen Snoops this afternoon?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #177 on: August 07, 2009, 02:25:36 PM »
Couldn't she slit the python open and get the dog back?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #178 on: August 07, 2009, 02:25:54 PM »
He was talking about the size of his snake the other day  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #179 on: August 07, 2009, 02:26:33 PM »
Was his voice muffled?
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