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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #180 on: August 07, 2009, 02:31:01 PM »
Well he could only type with one finger  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #181 on: August 07, 2009, 04:05:32 PM »
I am listening you know  evil:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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« Reply #182 on: August 07, 2009, 04:45:41 PM »
That's as maybe but is it dark where you are?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #183 on: August 07, 2009, 04:56:09 PM »
 8) A little
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #184 on: August 07, 2009, 06:58:53 PM »
well, take your glasses off and have a bit of a ferkle if its warm, acidic and slimey you are prolly inside a snake. scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #185 on: August 07, 2009, 07:00:26 PM »
No deffo not a snake  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #186 on: August 07, 2009, 08:30:39 PM »
Good grief are you inside Mrs S and typing too? !!!! eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #187 on: August 07, 2009, 10:36:21 PM »
At every opportunity we are told
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #188 on: August 08, 2009, 07:54:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #189 on: August 08, 2009, 01:34:32 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #190 on: August 08, 2009, 05:15:46 PM »
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British tourist had genitals doused in booze and set on fire, court hears

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/08/08/burning-desire-115875-21581592/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #191 on: August 08, 2009, 05:29:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2009, 12:58:02 PM
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Woman 'torched Briton's genitals'
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Keep up at the back. ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #192 on: August 08, 2009, 05:35:12 PM »
But if people will insist on "quoting" headlines without a source how are we to know they aren't just making them up?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #193 on: August 08, 2009, 05:41:01 PM »
I don't know. Shrugs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #194 on: August 08, 2009, 06:45:34 PM »
The topic title makes it clear  evil:
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