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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #240 on: August 29, 2009, 08:33:59 AM »
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« Reply #241 on: August 29, 2009, 08:37:37 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #242 on: August 29, 2009, 09:39:48 AM »
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« Reply #243 on: August 31, 2009, 08:52:15 AM »
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Brisk daily walk can halve risk of dying for elderly men

What idiot wrote that?! Immortality is not an option!!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #244 on: August 31, 2009, 09:08:06 AM »
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Brisk daily walk can halve risk of dying for elderly men

What idiot wrote that?! Immortality is not an option!!


Which is why I asked soooooooo politely and on more than one occasion that the quoted "headlines" be accompanied by a source  cussing:

That way we could all read, if we wished, the article that the headline referred to and we would also know that the "headlines" weren't just the product of someone's fevered imagination.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #245 on: August 31, 2009, 09:09:09 AM »
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American researchers compared the death rates in men aged between 70 and 92 who were sedentary compared with those of varying levels of fitness.
They found that for every two minutes of exercise the mortality rate dropped by ten per cent.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6114544/Brisk-daily-walk-can-halve-risk-of-dying-for-elderly-men.html

I have written to the Torygraph pointing out that my pension fund will not last for all eternity  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #246 on: August 31, 2009, 09:09:59 AM »
Thank you  angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #247 on: September 01, 2009, 12:45:16 PM »
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« Reply #248 on: September 01, 2009, 12:46:22 PM »
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« Reply #249 on: September 01, 2009, 12:48:09 PM »
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« Reply #250 on: September 02, 2009, 10:31:37 AM »
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« Reply #251 on: September 02, 2009, 10:36:57 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #252 on: September 02, 2009, 10:39:44 AM »
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Does it work?  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #253 on: September 02, 2009, 10:40:21 AM »
How would I know?  Shrugs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #254 on: September 02, 2009, 10:42:14 AM »
Exactly - you're not Catholic  rubschin:
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