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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #255 on: September 02, 2009, 05:58:25 PM »
Great tits cope well with warming

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7390109.stm
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« Reply #256 on: September 02, 2009, 07:02:27 PM »
Are these wimmin all weird?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #257 on: September 03, 2009, 05:53:06 AM »
Are these wimmin all weird?
Oh yes...  cloud9:
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« Reply #258 on: September 04, 2009, 07:09:22 AM »
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« Reply #259 on: September 04, 2009, 07:43:01 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #260 on: September 04, 2009, 07:52:37 AM »
Giant piranha found in Devon river



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"What we actually came across was something which we would not expect to find in our wildest dreams. We could hardly believe our eyes," he said.


Soo let me get this right, not in their wildest dreams had they expected to find a dead fish in a river. rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #261 on: September 04, 2009, 10:30:34 AM »
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Japan's new first lady 'flew to Venus with UFO'
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #262 on: September 04, 2009, 10:35:53 AM »
I have seen it remarked that Sarah Brown must dream of something similar  eveilgrin:
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« Reply #263 on: September 06, 2009, 11:53:35 AM »
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Man hits neighbour's house with cannon
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #264 on: September 06, 2009, 07:19:14 PM »
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Man hits neighbour's house with cannon
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I saw that and thought of you - until I read that he enjoyed historic battle re- enactments which meant it couldn't possible be you as that would just be any old day in your household  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #265 on: September 08, 2009, 11:01:48 AM »
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Crumbs: half of Britons injured by their biscuits on coffee break, survey reveals
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #266 on: September 08, 2009, 11:08:45 AM »
Felice Tocchini has created a biscuit which he claims can survive up to a minute in a hot drink before disintegrating into a sodden mess. This smashes the current record of 25.5 seconds for a chocolate digestive.

Crunch time: Felice Tocchini believes his dunking biscuit will last for a minute before disintegrating. He spent three weeks testing hundreds of different ingredients to create his chocolate and vanilla-flavoured masterpiece.
The recipe is a closely-guarded secret, but he revealed that the key was layering flour and oat-based doughs to build strength, before coating it all in an 'impermeable' egg-based glaze before baking.

One of the more outlandish ingredients is tiny slivers of sweet potato, which keep it together without spoiling the taste.



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #267 on: September 10, 2009, 02:07:13 PM »
Robber arrested after returning to house to ask victim out on date

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #268 on: September 12, 2009, 02:46:52 PM »
Furious Lord Mandelson blasts former Rover bosses
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/09/12/say-sorry-115875-21667186/

I can just see him tearing a tissue in his rage  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #269 on: September 14, 2009, 10:51:11 AM »
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Fear of knees among Britain's most unusual phobias
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