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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #270 on: September 14, 2009, 10:52:02 AM »
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Fear of knees among Britain's most unusual phobias

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #271 on: September 15, 2009, 06:03:17 PM »
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Nepal runs out of goats to sacrifice

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #272 on: September 15, 2009, 06:12:42 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #273 on: September 16, 2009, 05:28:29 AM »
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Fear of knees among Britain's most unusual phobias

We know a man who turns to jelly at the mention of the word SHINS!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #274 on: September 16, 2009, 08:28:34 AM »
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Cyprus man to export goats to Nepal
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #275 on: September 16, 2009, 02:49:51 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #276 on: January 13, 2010, 02:21:37 PM »
Gay man who tried to poison lesbian neighbours with slug pellets over three-legged cat feud walks free


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #277 on: January 13, 2010, 02:49:14 PM »
Happens all the time  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #278 on: January 13, 2010, 03:50:33 PM »
That old chesnut

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #279 on: January 14, 2010, 10:42:31 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #280 on: January 15, 2010, 12:42:12 PM »
Weight Watchers clinic floor collapses under dieters

The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Sweden collapsed beneath a group of 20 members of the weight loss programme who were gathered for a meeting.

As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath them in the clinic in V?xj?, in south-central Sweden, began to rumble "We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air.

Soon, the fault lines spread around the room, and other sections of the floor gave way.

Luckily, all of the dieters escaped uninjured and managed to move the scales to the corridor, which was not damaged in the accident, and were able to complete their weekly weigh in.

The cause of the floor's collapse remains under investigation.


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #281 on: January 15, 2010, 12:49:18 PM »
Happens all the time!   noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #282 on: January 16, 2010, 06:40:48 PM »
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Luckily, all of the dieters escaped uninjured

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #283 on: January 19, 2010, 05:08:33 PM »
Woman murdered by river

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #284 on: January 19, 2010, 05:36:19 PM »
You been watching streaming news again?



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