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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #285 on: January 19, 2010, 07:01:25 PM »
We shall attributary all future corny quotes to you shall we  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #286 on: January 19, 2010, 07:20:00 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #287 on: January 19, 2010, 07:33:52 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:20:00 PM
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #288 on: January 19, 2010, 07:48:08 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #289 on: January 19, 2010, 07:48:49 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:48:08 PM
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I'm just upset that I can't think of anything to top it at the moment!  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #290 on: January 19, 2010, 08:26:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2010, 07:48:49 PM
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Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2010, 07:33:52 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:20:00 PM
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I'm just upset that I can't think of anything to top it at the moment!  lol:

Not even a current quip?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #291 on: January 19, 2010, 08:29:31 PM »
 lol:

It was on the local news tonight - " woman stabbed by river "  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #292 on: January 19, 2010, 08:30:10 PM »
Crime wave perhaps?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #293 on: January 19, 2010, 08:36:36 PM »
Probably her Exe
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #294 on: January 19, 2010, 08:44:28 PM »
 lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #295 on: January 20, 2010, 06:46:29 AM »
I appreciate the levity of all the comments above, but 18 years old, on her way home from work, the poor kid's life had hardly begun.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #296 on: January 20, 2010, 06:59:54 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 19, 2010, 08:26:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2010, 07:48:49 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:48:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2010, 07:33:52 PM
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Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 19, 2010, 07:01:25 PM
We shall attributary all future corny quotes to you shall we  whistle:

Put it down to me being temporarily in Seine  surrender:

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I'm just upset that I can't think of anything to top it at the moment!  lol:

Not even a current quip?

No, my mind was a bank...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #297 on: January 20, 2010, 09:39:33 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 20, 2010, 06:46:29 AM
I appreciate the levity of all the comments above, but 18 years old, on her way home from work, the poor kid's life had hardly begun. I pass there on a weekly basis

A terrible thing to happen I agree but the levity is one way of dealing with a shit world.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #298 on: January 20, 2010, 09:52:48 AM »
Wot he said J O M.

It was prolly commited by an oxbow,  I won't bore you with details there are Severn of them!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #299 on: January 20, 2010, 10:54:09 AM »
Dam the lot of you.  noooo:
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