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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #330 on: March 28, 2010, 12:40:57 PM »
I know someone who would have poked it with a stick  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #331 on: March 28, 2010, 01:34:11 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #332 on: March 31, 2010, 11:14:20 AM »
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Gordon Brown could lose election and still be Prime Minister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #333 on: March 31, 2010, 11:15:29 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #334 on: March 31, 2010, 11:59:46 AM »
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Gordon Brown could lose election and still be Prime Minister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #335 on: March 31, 2010, 12:01:07 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #336 on: April 02, 2010, 01:41:15 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #337 on: April 06, 2010, 02:04:40 PM »
'Dead relative smugglers' quizzed

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Two women have been arrested on suspicion of trying to smuggle a dead relative on to a flight out of the country.

The women pushed the 91-year-old man in a wheelchair and covered his face with sunglasses in a bid to board him on their flight to Berlin, sources said.

The pair, a 41-year-old and a 66-year-old, are said to have protested that the lifeless pensioner was merely asleep when probed by officials at Liverpool John Lennon Airport on Saturday.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #338 on: April 06, 2010, 02:17:30 PM »
Have you seen the cost of flying a body from one country to another?
And the paperwork involved is hooooooge.

Much cheaper to buy an ordinary ticket.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #339 on: April 06, 2010, 09:29:07 PM »
Scallypool  noooo: "We thought he was asleep"  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #340 on: April 14, 2010, 05:59:57 PM »
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Handyman injured after chopping down branch he propped his ladder against

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They also said that his employer should have given him training on where to place the ladder.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #341 on: April 14, 2010, 06:01:48 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #342 on: April 14, 2010, 07:01:07 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #343 on: April 14, 2010, 07:03:55 PM »
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« Reply #344 on: April 14, 2010, 07:05:28 PM »
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