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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #345 on: April 15, 2010, 11:26:13 AM »
My last MD limped into the office one Monday morning ..... he had been pruning trees in his garden and had sawn through the branch he was sitting on.

Oh how we sympathised  point:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #346 on: April 19, 2010, 01:35:45 PM »
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Extramarital sex 'causes more earthquakes', Iranian cleric claims

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #347 on: April 19, 2010, 02:47:28 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #348 on: April 22, 2010, 01:21:22 PM »
"Bruce Willis to launch fragrance"









Against whom?  scared2:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #349 on: April 25, 2010, 04:24:49 PM »
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Foreign Office apologises for Pope 'condom' memo

Softies  noooo:

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King Henry confirms "Pope! You can piss orf!" memo
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #350 on: April 25, 2010, 04:46:34 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 25, 2010, 04:24:49 PM
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Foreign Office apologises for Pope 'condom' memo

Softies  noooo:

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King Henry confirms "Pope! You can piss orf!" memo


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #351 on: April 26, 2010, 11:18:19 AM »
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Stephen Hawking warns over making contact with aliens

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He explained: "We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet."He explained: "We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet."
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #352 on: April 26, 2010, 11:43:21 AM »
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Stephen Hawking warns over making contact with aliens

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He explained: "We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet."He explained: "We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet."
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So good he had to say it twice?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #353 on: April 26, 2010, 12:21:05 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #354 on: April 26, 2010, 02:26:20 PM »
Do aliens really exist ,then they put Stephen Hawking's picture next to the headline....Bit cruel  ..
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #355 on: April 26, 2010, 02:30:00 PM »
The Sun :UK illegal immigrant population could fill a city the size of Birmingham.........

Thought it had ............
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #356 on: April 26, 2010, 03:45:29 PM »
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Sumo wrestlers make babies cry at the Naki Sumo crying baby contest in Japan



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #357 on: April 26, 2010, 03:46:30 PM »
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Do they eat them after...?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #358 on: April 26, 2010, 03:48:28 PM »
I like babies, but I couldn't manage a whole one.



















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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #359 on: April 28, 2010, 03:34:09 PM »
BBC NEWS  "Mcqueen took drugs before suicide">>>>>>>>>

I'd be impressed if he did them after ..................
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