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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #360 on: April 28, 2010, 03:44:49 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2010, 03:34:09 PM
BBC NEWS  "Mcqueen took drugs before suicide">>>>>>>>>

I'd be impressed if he did them after ..................

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #361 on: April 28, 2010, 03:55:12 PM »
apc is coming on well  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #362 on: April 28, 2010, 04:13:30 PM »
Kate McCann : Today is a day we should be celebrating with Madeline..........

Bloody right ,look what happened last time you went out celebrating without her !!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #363 on: April 28, 2010, 04:36:02 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2010, 04:13:30 PM
Kate McCann : Today is a day we should be celebrating with Madeline..........

Bloody right ,look what happened last time you went out celebrating without her !!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #364 on: May 07, 2010, 08:51:37 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #365 on: May 07, 2010, 12:38:46 PM »
I can just imagine the police report for this sparking off random drugs tests in the department  lol:

"The suspect attempted to steal a comic book but was apprehended by Spider Man with the assistance of The Flash and some Jedi"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8659278.stm
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #366 on: May 07, 2010, 12:43:21 PM »
Was he shoplifting?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #367 on: May 09, 2010, 12:48:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #368 on: May 09, 2010, 01:36:10 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #369 on: May 12, 2010, 10:24:26 PM »
BBC news  "Robin Hood to launch Cannes" ..............

I always thought he had a bow and arrow??????
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #370 on: May 12, 2010, 10:26:16 PM »
Oh dear.... noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #371 on: May 13, 2010, 12:48:43 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #372 on: May 13, 2010, 12:52:04 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2010, 12:48:43 PM
Man Fights For Life After Slug-Eating Stunt

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"The disease causes the brain to swell and can be fatal."

Well in his case it will have to swell a lot before it comes into contact with his skull.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #373 on: May 13, 2010, 12:55:05 PM »
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Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2010, 12:48:43 PM
Man Fights For Life After Slug-Eating Stunt

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"The disease causes the brain to swell and can be fatal."

Well in his case it will have to swell a lot before it comes into contact with his skull.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #374 on: May 13, 2010, 04:33:52 PM »
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