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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #375 on: May 13, 2010, 04:42:20 PM »
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« Reply #376 on: May 13, 2010, 07:00:01 PM »
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #377 on: May 13, 2010, 07:02:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #378 on: May 13, 2010, 07:02:53 PM »
I invented that  evil:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #379 on: May 13, 2010, 07:05:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2010, 07:02:53 PM
I invented that  evil:

No you bloody didn't!  cussing:

Nor Celebrity death Bingo before you start!  point:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #380 on: May 13, 2010, 07:06:45 PM »
Both incredibly brilliant inventions  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #381 on: May 13, 2010, 07:08:22 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 13, 2010, 07:06:45 PM
Both incredibly brilliant inventions   ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #382 on: May 13, 2010, 07:08:49 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #383 on: May 13, 2010, 07:09:27 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #384 on: May 20, 2010, 01:28:15 PM »
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Young mother died after doctors failed to spot toilet brush handle lodged in her buttock
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #385 on: May 20, 2010, 01:53:51 PM »
As a guess someone got fed up of her moaning  " put a broom up my arse and I'll sweep the floor whilst I'm at it "
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #386 on: May 20, 2010, 02:46:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2010, 01:28:15 PM
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Young mother died after doctors failed to spot toilet brush handle lodged in her buttock
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 eeek:  For once in my life after the first six months obviously. I am speechless. eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #387 on: May 20, 2010, 02:49:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 20, 2010, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2010, 01:28:15 PM
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Young mother died after doctors failed to spot toilet brush handle lodged in her buttock
eeek:



 eeek:  For once in my life after the first six months obviously. I am speechless. eeek:


here is the full story.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #388 on: May 20, 2010, 02:55:15 PM »
Nope speech hasn't returned. redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #389 on: May 20, 2010, 08:21:27 PM »
 eeek:

It must have been a tiny brush or a huge buttock.
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