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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #405 on: May 31, 2010, 08:09:25 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #406 on: June 01, 2010, 06:19:59 PM »
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Uncle jailed over boy killed by dog in Liverpool

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/10202118.stm

Phew! Not you then Uncle!  ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #408 on: June 07, 2010, 02:36:24 PM »
 eeek: eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #409 on: June 08, 2010, 07:30:21 PM »
Knitted breasts now available on NHS  eeek:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs

I actually knitted a stack a couple of years ago for a breast cancer charity.  redface:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #410 on: June 08, 2010, 07:44:23 PM »
Did Mr Wench buy them?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #411 on: June 09, 2010, 07:44:52 AM »
Knitted breasts now available on NHS  eeek:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs

I actually knitted a stack a couple of years ago for a breast cancer charity.  redface:

Don't blush Wenchy ~ I know a wummun who knits jumpers for rescued battery chickens.
Apparently when they come out they have no feathers, Honest.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #412 on: June 09, 2010, 08:37:34 AM »
Knitted breasts now available on NHS  eeek:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs

I actually knitted a stack a couple of years ago for a breast cancer charity.  redface:

Don't blush Wenchy ~ I know a wummun who knits jumpers for rescued battery chickens.
Apparently when they come out they have no feathers, Honest.

You seem to have quite a circle of loopy woman friends.  ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #413 on: June 09, 2010, 09:31:11 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #414 on: June 09, 2010, 09:38:49 AM »
You've got it all to come. point:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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« Reply #415 on: June 09, 2010, 09:40:20 AM »
You've got it all to come. point:

Skilos or grandchild...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #416 on: June 09, 2010, 10:39:16 AM »
Both me thinks! eveilgrin:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #417 on: June 09, 2010, 11:03:00 AM »
Both me thinks! eveilgrin:

No, I meant which to leave behind in the conflagration....  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #418 on: June 09, 2010, 12:08:14 PM »
Knitted breasts now available on NHS  eeek:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs

I actually knitted a stack a couple of years ago for a breast cancer charity.  redface:

Don't blush Wenchy ~ I know a wummun who knits jumpers for rescued battery chickens.
Apparently when they come out they have no feathers, Honest.

You seem to have quite a circle of loopy woman friends.  ;)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #419 on: June 13, 2010, 08:14:22 AM »
Man arrested over claim chef was ?tortured by broccoli

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One chef claimed he had his trousers set on fire with a blow torch and had red-hot pans pressed on his arms.
He also says he was stung on the back of his neck with nettles while making a nettle risotto and was beaten with a rolling pin.

He alleges he saw another chef being punished by being held aloft by his legs and having his head dunked in a vat of lukewarm broccoli and Stilton soup which was later served to guests at the Star Inn at Harome, North Yorkshire.

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