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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #495 on: July 25, 2010, 01:38:47 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10753021

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #496 on: July 27, 2010, 11:46:25 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #497 on: July 27, 2010, 12:05:49 PM »
6 million viewers and seven complaints...?  ::)

Rubbish - he needs to try a bit harder in future!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #498 on: July 27, 2010, 12:16:23 PM »
Just appeal to his vanity and set him a target. Tell Jezza that Jerry Springer has him beaten hands down  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #499 on: July 27, 2010, 05:43:16 PM »
http://bit.ly/9zmG8t

Hay, it's simples! Farmer builds 36ft meerkat sculpture from bales of straw | Mail Online

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #500 on: July 27, 2010, 05:47:56 PM »
That's not far from me. Mad bugger is always making stuff out of straw.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #501 on: July 27, 2010, 11:33:02 PM »
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« Reply #502 on: July 28, 2010, 11:31:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #503 on: July 28, 2010, 02:09:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 27, 2010, 05:47:56 PM
That's not far from me. Mad bugger is always making stuff out of straw.

Bloody good icecream though ~ at the farm where they put up the straw statues every year.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #504 on: August 06, 2010, 10:00:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #505 on: August 06, 2010, 10:29:29 AM »
Women are like walnut trees and dogs ~ they do better after an good beating.  whistle:

http://www.answers.com/topic/a-woman-a-dog-and-a-walnut-tree-the-more-you-beat-them-the-better-they-be
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #506 on: August 06, 2010, 10:31:10 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #507 on: August 06, 2010, 10:34:52 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #508 on: August 06, 2010, 10:35:53 AM »
I think I know who would fare better if they even attempted it  evil:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #509 on: August 07, 2010, 01:33:23 AM »
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