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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #540 on: September 01, 2010, 10:59:58 AM »
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973024/Man-blows-himself-up-trying-to-kill-a-spider.html

Let that be a warning!   shutup:   lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #541 on: September 01, 2010, 11:04:01 AM »
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'Maddening' Gordon drove me to drink: Tony Blair memoirs lay blame for election disaster with 'zero emotional intelligence' Brown

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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1307904/Tony-Blairs-memoirs-Maddening-Gordon-Brown-drove-drink.html#ixzz0yH608V6L
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #542 on: September 02, 2010, 12:38:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #543 on: September 02, 2010, 09:35:59 AM »
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat has emptied his sack...  whistle:

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/196986/Village-postmistress-sets-up-shop-as-100-prostitute
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #544 on: September 02, 2010, 09:43:50 AM »


Good for her ~ if that's what it takes all credit to the lass.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #545 on: September 02, 2010, 09:46:19 AM »
It's the government's fault for closing the post office!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #546 on: September 02, 2010, 09:48:38 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 09:43:50 AM


Good for her ~ if that's what it takes all credit to the lass.

Truth be told I agree Snoop, just couldn't get the Postman Pat tune out of my head as I read the article.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #547 on: September 02, 2010, 05:54:55 PM »
Err thanks Grumpmeister I could do without the image I now have in my mind but good for her.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #548 on: September 03, 2010, 01:13:48 AM »
Call it payback for the earworm the other day  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #549 on: September 03, 2010, 11:43:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #550 on: September 04, 2010, 08:11:52 AM »
Michael O'Leary knows how to get a headline and thus free publicity.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #551 on: September 04, 2010, 08:24:50 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #552 on: September 04, 2010, 08:31:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2010, 08:24:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308798/Joyriding-police-officers-crash-suspects-high-powered-sports-car.html
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I wonder if with hindsight (and re-checking their notebooks) the alleged drunk driver will be responsible for this...?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #553 on: September 04, 2010, 08:32:34 AM »
I suspect they will give him a hard time  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #554 on: September 04, 2010, 10:47:20 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 04, 2010, 08:31:27 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2010, 08:24:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308798/Joyriding-police-officers-crash-suspects-high-powered-sports-car.html
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I wonder if with hindsight (and re-checking their notebooks) the alleged drunk driver will be responsible for this...?

If a drunk driver crashes and damages his/her car I think I'm right in saying that their insurance is invalid?

However, the car was Ok when he was arrested, then the Police wrote it off. I assume that this bloke will be able to claim fro the damage caused and will also be seeking recompense for inconvenience  rubschin:
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