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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #660 on: October 04, 2010, 06:02:47 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #661 on: October 06, 2010, 10:10:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #662 on: October 07, 2010, 05:16:27 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2010, 10:10:19 PM
Das Kanal Boot  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1318252/German-U-boat-invasion-Replica-WWII-killer-seas-cruises-alongside-barges-British-CANAL.html

Only the Daily Fail could use 'replica', 'exact replica', 'identical U-boat super structure', to describe a canal boat with a bit of plywood nailed over the windows and painted grey!  ;D



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #663 on: October 08, 2010, 07:47:53 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #664 on: October 08, 2010, 08:04:17 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2010, 07:47:53 PM
Indifferent or lucky for most of us but Nick's computer will explode.  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1318877/Could-lucky-day-Or-10-10-10-prove-date-systems-grind-halt.html

We all remember how disastrous the millennium bug was...  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #665 on: October 13, 2010, 07:21:41 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #666 on: October 13, 2010, 09:39:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #667 on: October 13, 2010, 09:41:54 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #668 on: October 14, 2010, 03:52:37 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 13, 2010, 09:39:02 PM
Poo-power

I heard the guy behind this pleading for more government taxpayer's cash on the radio the other day...  ::)

British Gas. If this really was a cost effective way of generating power from waste you wouldn't need government taxpayer's cash, you'd be buying up every sewage farm that you could get your hands on before rivals seized the opportunity. Now piss off!  cussing:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #669 on: October 14, 2010, 07:28:18 AM »
EXACTLY!

If something is that good it'll be self financing.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #670 on: October 14, 2010, 10:44:27 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 14, 2010, 07:28:18 AM
EXACTLY!

If something is that good it'll be self financing.

Bastards!  cussing:

See also: Wind Farms!  Angry9:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #671 on: October 16, 2010, 07:32:55 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #672 on: October 16, 2010, 07:37:04 AM »


I cannot imagine  Shrugs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #673 on: October 16, 2010, 07:42:49 AM »
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A 42-YEAR-OLD man from Blackburn has been charged with possessing octopus porn.

Wayne Topping faces 24 allegations, including 12 counts of indecent assault on a girl under 16, and two counts of gross indecency on a girl under 16.

Topping, originally from the Johnston Street area, is also charged with 10 offences relating to images of animal pornography, from the lowest level one to the highest level five of seriousness.

Among those charges, he faces a count of possessing an extreme pornographic image.

Hang him...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #674 on: October 16, 2010, 08:45:43 AM »


An Octopus?  eeek:
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