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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #675 on: October 16, 2010, 08:47:57 AM »
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« Reply #676 on: October 16, 2010, 08:49:16 AM »
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« Reply #677 on: October 16, 2010, 08:50:10 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #678 on: October 16, 2010, 08:52:48 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #679 on: October 16, 2010, 08:55:30 AM »

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« Reply #680 on: October 16, 2010, 09:16:50 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #681 on: October 16, 2010, 09:45:11 AM »
Did I dream that story on the wireless about squirrels cutting car brake cables?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #682 on: October 16, 2010, 09:47:41 AM »
No ~ I heard it too. Load of bollox if you ask me.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #683 on: October 16, 2010, 01:21:38 PM »
Cars don't have brake cables - they have rubber pipes. The squirrels (and foxes) chew through them to get at the brake fluid that they like. Even though it probably kills them.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #684 on: October 16, 2010, 04:30:30 PM »
The hand brakes on all three cars parked in my drive are cable operated.  whistle:

I note also that the same squirrels stand accused of chewing through telephone cables in the report in today's Telegraph (Page 5).

Mind you the matter has been investigated by Wiltshire Police and it was their predecessors that fell for the old Moon-rakers story.





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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #685 on: October 16, 2010, 04:55:55 PM »
For clarification, the brake pipes nibbled at by squirrel's would be the front brakes, which are all hydraulic. The handbrake does indeed use cables, but purely to actuate the hydraulic slave cylinder in the rear wheel hub.

Main braking via cables is simply not allowed today. For very good reasons. Cables rust, stick and break. Hydraulics don't go wrong (although their performance deteriorates if not regularly changed) and are thus as close to a "fail safe" system as is possible in mass production. The shame is that manufacturers could easily put braided hoses on their brake pipes but choose not to, to probably save about £50 per car. Shameful.


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #686 on: October 16, 2010, 04:59:50 PM »
Only pointing out what the Wiltshire Rozzers are saying
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8067516/Police-probe-into-vandalism-leads-to-a-gang-of-...-squirrels.html

But interestingly Kent cops were at it a year ago blaming foxes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6760231/Saboteurs-targeting-car-brakes-are-group-of-foxes.html



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #687 on: October 16, 2010, 05:09:51 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #689 on: October 16, 2010, 05:15:58 PM »
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British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day ? it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."
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