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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #691 on: October 19, 2010, 06:34:30 PM »
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« Reply #692 on: October 19, 2010, 06:47:59 PM »
Is that from the Not Gay News?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #693 on: October 19, 2010, 07:01:15 PM »
I heard his name on the radio news tonight; went off to cook dinner and they were still reading it when I came back  eeek:

Saudi bin alli bin talla machmoud bin whahooli bin gayo al-mash'da Prince saud alli together now bin laden bin emptied on Fridays bin duty free Saud or something  ;D
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #694 on: October 19, 2010, 07:03:43 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #695 on: October 19, 2010, 07:04:54 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #696 on: October 19, 2010, 10:34:38 PM »
I heard his name on the radio news tonight; went off to cook dinner and they were still reading it when I came back  eeek:

Saudi bin alli bin talla machmoud bin whahooli bin gayo al-mash'da Prince saud alli together now bin laden bin emptied on Fridays bin duty free Saud or something  ;D
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« Reply #697 on: October 20, 2010, 06:16:11 PM »
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/10/18/geldof-hails-g20-deal-on-first-world-debt/



Anti-poverty campaigner Bob Geldof has today hailed as historic an agreement that will see billions of dollars of debt owed by the world’s richest countries wiped out.

‘This is fantastic news’ Geldof told reporters, ‘but it’s been a long time coming. Do you have any idea how crippling these debts are to countries like the UK? The British government has to pay a staggering £120 million a day in interest charges. That’s £120 million a day that could be spent on building schools and nuclear powers stations, or on funding wars in the Middle East, or on a really hard-hitting TV and poster campaign to get quite tubby people out jogging. We have to wipe out these debts NOW or the civil servants of Britain are going to suffer.’
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« Reply #698 on: October 21, 2010, 10:09:52 AM »
I do so hope that this is true.

Outside Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses.
For 25 years, it's parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars (£1.40), for buses (about £7).
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day off work, he just didn't show up for work The Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee. The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy ... is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own, and then, had simply begun to show up every day, to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day -- for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds ... and no one even knows his name.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #699 on: October 21, 2010, 10:13:14 AM »

It would be nice to think it is true and that someone really has pulled it off BUT this is an urban myth that has been doing the rounds for several years now. Pity.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #700 on: October 21, 2010, 10:22:16 AM »
A few more myths from Bristol (including the car park one) ....... written in 2007.
http://criswarren.blogspot.com/2007/04/more-urban-myths.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #701 on: October 21, 2010, 12:19:39 PM »
Irish police investigate wallaby party death claim

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/20/wallaby-party-death-claim-dublin

Irish police are investigating claims that a wallaby died after being plied with alcohol at a birthday party in Dublin last weekend.

The marsupial was let loose among more than 150 revellers dancing to the theme tune of the Australian television show Skippy the Bush Kangaroo at the Clarion hotel, in Liffey Valley, it was claimed.

Complaints from animal welfare campaigners have sparked an official garda investigation.

Alexander Scholl, the owner of Australian Super Circus Sydney, situated 500 metres from the hotel, told detectives that he had two wallabies – Skippy and Sydney – but denied that either had been involved in the alleged incident.

"They think it was one of my wallabies, but it definitely was not," he said. "I would never lend them out to a nightclub with all the noisy music.

"Someone told them the wallaby was dead. I said if it is dead then it is not one of my wallabies. I showed them Skippy and Sydney."



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« Reply #702 on: October 22, 2010, 02:25:33 PM »
Actually ‘Bangor was shite’ admits lead singer

Cathy Lesurf, lead singer of English folk band Fiddlers Dram has admitted that on the day they went to Bangor back in the summer of 1979, it was in fact overcast and the day was largely ruined by a constant drizzle and hostile locals.

Cathy, who has failed to have another hit since reaching No. 3 in 1979 remembers the day vivdly; ‘Didn’t we have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor…did we bollocks’ fumed Lesurf, when pressed on the matter; ‘it was an absolute fucking nightmare I can tell you. Have you ever tried walking round Bangor town centre in a kaftan and a pair of open-toed sandals in the pouring rain? Nightmare. It was chucking it down when we arrived and it just went from bad to worse as soon as we got out of the van.’



http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/07/02/actually-bangor-was-shite-admits-lead-singer/



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #703 on: October 22, 2010, 02:32:39 PM »
And I can assure you that nothing has changed! Fecking awful place  evil:
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« Reply #704 on: October 22, 2010, 02:36:51 PM »
And I can assure you that nothing has changed! Fecking awful place  evil:

I totally agree, I only ever went there once that was more than enough.
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