Fantastic Headlines

[Snoopy]

Police saves £23,000 by telling officers to switch off the radio

Police officers have been told they will no longer be able to pass the time by listening to radio when on duty in pairs.

Copywright laws mean if more than one officer is in a car when a song comes on the radio the force needs to pay for a performance licence.

Sussex Police now plans to save £23,000 a year by ceasing to pay for a licence and asking officers and staff to stump up themselves if they want to listen to tunes.

Source

WTF were they doing listening to the radio anyway? 

Soothing music helps to digest Donuts perhaps.

[Barman]

Police saves £23,000 by telling officers to switch off the radio

Police officers have been told they will no longer be able to pass the time by listening to radio when on duty in pairs.

Copywright laws mean if more than one officer is in a car when a song comes on the radio the force needs to pay for a performance licence.

Sussex Police now plans to save £23,000 a year by ceasing to pay for a licence and asking officers and staff to stump up themselves if they want to listen to tunes.

Source

WTF were they doing listening to the radio anyway? 

Soothing music helps to digest Donuts perhaps.

 

[Darwins Selection]

Police saves £23,000 by telling officers to switch off the radio

Police officers have been told they will no longer be able to pass the time by listening to radio when on duty in pairs.

Copywright laws mean if more than one officer is in a car when a song comes on the radio the force needs to pay for a performance licence.

Sussex Police now plans to save £23,000 a year by ceasing to pay for a licence and asking officers and staff to stump up themselves if they want to listen to tunes.

Source

WTF were they doing listening to the radio anyway? 

"Come in Z Victor One. It's no good, they aren't answering"

[Barman]

British government investigates 300 mystery baby deaths on Cyprus

The British Government is finally carrying out an investigation into the mystery deaths of around 300 babies born to military families in Cyprus in the 1960s, amid suspicions of a high-level cover-up.

The deaths of so many infants have never been adequately explained, with speculation that they may have been caused by poor hospital hygiene or an outbreak of typhoid, polo, cholera or meningitis.

Some former servicemen believe the blame lies with the cocktail of inoculations they were given prior to being stationed in Cyprus, or that the deaths were linked to exposure to radioactive military material.

Source

 

How terrible...

[Miss Demeanour]

Man 'tattoos 40cm penis on friend's back' in Australia


http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/845183-man-tattoos-40cm-penis-on-friends-back-in-australia#ixzz13XkGrKmJ

[Miss Demeanour]

COUPLE CALLED 'SWINES' AND 'INFIDELS' IN MALDIVES WEDDING

A COUPLE who spent a fortune renewing their wedding vows in the Maldives were called 'swines' and 'infidels' by the staff member conducting their wedding ceremony.

"You are a swine" and "the children that you bear from this marriage will all be bastard swines" are just some of the comments made during the 'traditional' Maldivian ceremony.

Conducted at the Vilu Reef Beach and Spa Resort, the wedding ceremony - carried out in Arabic - leaves the western couple clueless while the 'celebrant' leading their vows announces: "Your marriage is not a valid one. You are not the kind of people who can have a valid marriage.

"One of you is an infidel. The other, too, is an infidel – and we have reason to believe –an atheist, who does not even believe in an infidel religion.

“You fornicate and make a lot of children. You drink and you eat pork. Most of the children that you have are marked with spots and blemishes… these children that you have are bastards,” he continues solemnly.

Manager Mohamed Rasheed told the AFP news agency: "The man had used filthy language. Otherwise the ceremony was OK."

 

[Barman]

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-11658228

 

[Miss Demeanour]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8098703/Harriet-Harman-rebuked-for-calling-minister-a-ginger-rodent.html

Harriet Harman rebuked for calling minister 'a ginger rodent'

 As a former Equalities Minister who was dedicated to helping minority groups, Harriet Harman perhaps should have known better.

But in an outspoken attack, the Labour Deputy Leader yesterday called Danny Alexander a "ginger rodent".


What a bint  ....I am allowed to say that 

[Barman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8098703/Harriet-Harman-rebuked-for-calling-minister-a-ginger-rodent.html

Harriet Harman rebuked for calling minister 'a ginger rodent'

 As a former Equalities Minister who was dedicated to helping minority groups, Harriet Harman perhaps should have known better.

But in an outspoken attack, the Labour Deputy Leader yesterday called Danny Alexander a "ginger rodent".


What a bint  ....I am allowed to say that 

No. 

[Pirate]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8098703/Harriet-Harman-rebuked-for-calling-minister-a-ginger-rodent.html

Harriet Harman rebuked for calling minister 'a ginger rodent'

 As a former Equalities Minister who was dedicated to helping minority groups, Harriet Harman perhaps should have known better.

But in an outspoken attack, the Labour Deputy Leader yesterday called Danny Alexander a "ginger rodent".


What a bint  ....I am allowed to say that 

It's better than the 'C' U 'N'ext 'T'uesday word

[Barman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8098703/Harriet-Harman-rebuked-for-calling-minister-a-ginger-rodent.html

Harriet Harman rebuked for calling minister 'a ginger rodent'

 As a former Equalities Minister who was dedicated to helping minority groups, Harriet Harman perhaps should have known better.

But in an outspoken attack, the Labour Deputy Leader yesterday called Danny Alexander a "ginger rodent".


What a bint   ....I am allowed to say that  

It's better than the 'C' U 'N'ext 'T'uesday word

Which is what she deserves... hypocritical c**t!  

Of course she has apologised which makes it okay as she is one of the ruling elite. If a prole had mentioned the same words it would have been a serious offence under her own legislation - makes me sick!

[Miss Demeanour]

I wish I knew where you stood on such matters 

[Barman]

I wish I knew where you stood on such matters 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

You knicked my man speared on a fence