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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #750 on: November 08, 2010, 09:16:27 AM »
Hairy owl impersonator arrested at NEC

"He struggled violently, " said a police spokesman, "so we shot him."
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #751 on: November 08, 2010, 09:17:48 AM »
Don't his other children look a little, err .. pale?

Maybe not just the press has got it in for him.  rubschin:

The dusky footballer I mean, not Growler
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #752 on: November 08, 2010, 12:20:27 PM »
MURDERED millionairess Joanna Brown was battered to death before being buried in woods near the Queen's home, it emerged yesterday

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3216036/Wealthy-mum-Joanna-Brown-battered-to-death.html#ixzz14h0ihuAg


Joanna's family issued a statement describing her as a "very special person" who was "loved and admired by everyone

well I'm guessing not everyone ................
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #753 on: November 09, 2010, 11:42:51 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #754 on: November 09, 2010, 12:01:59 PM »
It is believed the man had tied an anchored rope to his neck before driving away at speed   eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #755 on: November 09, 2010, 12:07:39 PM »
You'd need to be desperate and brave.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #756 on: November 09, 2010, 12:10:20 PM »
I agree. There's got to be easier ways.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #757 on: November 09, 2010, 12:18:31 PM »


Like telling yer misus she has a fat arse ....... Death by a thousand looks!  thatsit:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #758 on: November 09, 2010, 12:40:30 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #759 on: November 09, 2010, 11:49:39 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #760 on: November 10, 2010, 12:30:35 AM »
Oh dear.  We need to put BM through the 'hot wash' so that he becomes the 1/32  scale model tyre changer for this track.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #761 on: November 10, 2010, 07:23:12 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #762 on: November 14, 2010, 07:20:03 PM »
Officers are being told to use text messaging as the radios are to expensive.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1329538/Police-told-send-text-messages-expensive-speak-radios.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #763 on: November 14, 2010, 07:31:57 PM »
Pirate Outed at Last!  ;)

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Sergeant Brown's Parrot

Many policemen wear upon their shoulders
Cunning little radios. To pass away the time
They talk about the traffic to them, listen to the news,
And it helps them to Keep Down Crime.

But Sergeant Brown, he wears upon his shoulder
A tall green parrot as he's walking up and down
And all the parrot says is "Who's-a-pretty-boy-then?"
"I am," says Sergeant Brown.

Kit Wright (b. 1944)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #764 on: November 14, 2010, 07:49:03 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 14, 2010, 07:31:57 PM
Pirate Outed at Last!  ;)

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Sergeant Brown's Parrot

Many policemen wear upon their shoulders
Cunning little radios. To pass away the time
They talk about the traffic to them, listen to the news,
And it helps them to Keep Down Crime.

But Sergeant Brown, he wears upon his shoulder
A tall green parrot as he's walking up and down
And all the parrot says is "Who's-a-pretty-boy-then?"
"I am," says Sergeant Brown.

Kit Wright (b. 1944)

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