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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #765 on: November 14, 2010, 07:50:08 PM »
 
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Sergeant Brown's Parrot

Many policemen wear upon their shoulders
Cunning little radios. To pass away the time
They talk about the traffic to them, listen to the news,
And it helps them to Keep Down Crime.

But Sergeant Brown, he wears upon his shoulder
A tall green parrot as he's walking up and down
And all the parrot says is "Who's-a-pretty-boy-then?"
"I am," says Sergeant Brown.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #766 on: November 14, 2010, 09:10:38 PM »
Now there is a headline you don't expect to see. James Blunt stopped World War 3  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11753050
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #767 on: November 14, 2010, 09:15:26 PM »


Had he but sung to them they would have surrendered without firing a shot .... just to shut him up. I know I would ~ Unless he was in my sights  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #768 on: November 15, 2010, 04:29:37 PM »



Made me laugh.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #769 on: November 16, 2010, 06:16:39 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #770 on: November 17, 2010, 07:11:01 AM »
Tbh any headline that doesn't feature 'those two ' would be fantastic  evil:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #771 on: November 17, 2010, 07:15:31 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #772 on: November 17, 2010, 07:17:27 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:11:01 AM
Tbh any headline that doesn't feature 'those two ' would be fantastic  evil:

Nick Finds Knob in Bath Horror! (Daily Mail)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #773 on: November 17, 2010, 07:23:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:11:01 AM
Tbh any headline that doesn't feature 'those two ' would be fantastic  evil:

Here you go Miss D, todays Guardian , and no need to worry about the report containing flash photography!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #774 on: November 17, 2010, 07:56:44 AM »
You're my hero JOM  cloud9:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #775 on: November 17, 2010, 07:58:04 AM »
Also ....my next most aggravating statement on the news ......everytime Somalia is mentioned ...every single feckin time...the sentence..."Somalia is the most lawess country inthe world" is included  Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #776 on: November 17, 2010, 07:59:00 AM »
Have you considered not listening to or watching the news?  whistle:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #777 on: November 17, 2010, 01:36:01 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:58:04 AM
Also ....my next most aggravating statement on the news ......everytime Somalia is mentioned ...every single feckin time...the sentence..."Somalia is the most lawess country inthe world" is included  Banghead Banghead Banghead



Welcome to the pedantry club.

I assume you would also prefer "Somalia is the least law-abiding. . .  ."  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #778 on: November 17, 2010, 03:35:58 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2010, 01:36:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:58:04 AM
Also ....my next most aggravating statement on the news ......everytime Somalia is mentioned ...every single feckin time...the sentence..."Somalia is the most lawess country inthe world" is included  Banghead Banghead Banghead



Welcome to the pedantry club.

I assume you would also prefer "Somalia is the least law-abiding. . .  ."  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #779 on: November 17, 2010, 05:04:48 PM »
Darwin runs amok in 'great turnip hiest'  eeek: eeek: eeek:

One dead in 'serious incident' in Sunningdale




At least one person is feared dead after a "serious incident" in Sunningdale in Berkshire, police say.
One person has died and a number of people have been arrested in a "serious incident" in Berkshire, police say.

Police said officers had been called to London Road in Sunningdale. A witness had reported seeing two bodies being removed from a white van.

One local businessman reported seeing gunmen being chased by police and three men being arrested at about 1300 GMT.

Thames Valley Police confirmed there had been a "serious incident" and said a murder inquiry had been started.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11778873


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