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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #795 on: November 19, 2010, 07:07:58 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11795407
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« Reply #796 on: November 19, 2010, 07:10:42 PM »
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« Reply #797 on: November 19, 2010, 07:13:43 PM »
I once wrote a radio ad loosely modelled on the fake orgasm scene in "When Harry met Sally". I nearly got sacked  noooo:  It was a great success though.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #800 on: November 21, 2010, 09:11:52 AM »
God must be a woman she keeps changing her mind....

THE Pope has revealed that he now believes it is acceptable for condoms to be used by male prostitutes.
His comments are in stark contrast to the Catholic Church's previous hardline stance against all forms of birth control.
But in a new book, published next week, Pope Benedict sanctions the use of condoms to prevent disease, such as HIV and Aids - but not to stop unwanted pregnancies.
He said: "There may be justified cases, for example when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be a first bit of responsibility.
"But it's not the proper way to deal with the horror of the HIV infection."
Last year the Pope caused fury on a visit to Cameroon when he said the use of condoms could endanger public health and increase the problem of HIV and Aids.
He said the disease was a tragedy "that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which even aggravates the problem".
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #801 on: November 21, 2010, 09:23:46 AM »
God must be a woman she keeps changing her mind....

THE Pope has revealed that he now believes it is acceptable for condoms to be used by male prostitutes.
His comments are in stark contrast to the Catholic Church's previous hardline stance against all forms of birth control.
But in a new book, published next week, Pope Benedict sanctions the use of condoms to prevent disease, such as HIV and Aids - but not to stop unwanted pregnancies.
He said: "There may be justified cases, for example when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be a first bit of responsibility.
"But it's not the proper way to deal with the horror of the HIV infection."
Last year the Pope caused fury on a visit to Cameroon when he said the use of condoms could endanger public health and increase the problem of HIV and Aids.
He said the disease was a tragedy "that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which even aggravates the problem".

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #802 on: November 21, 2010, 10:25:31 AM »
So Popey thinks condoms are OK to save gayers but not wimmin. He's a twat.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #803 on: November 21, 2010, 10:28:24 AM »
So Popey thinks condoms are OK to save gayers but not wimmin. He's a twat.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #804 on: November 21, 2010, 12:35:47 PM »
So Popey thinks condoms are OK to save gayers but not wimmin. He's a twat.

I find it difficult to accept that the Holy Fuhrer Father thinks that condoms in that instance count as "birth control", or have I misunderstood biology all these years?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #805 on: November 21, 2010, 11:57:33 PM »
Sky News: 'Parachute team die in plane crash'................


are you thinking ............why didn't they jump..????

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #806 on: November 22, 2010, 12:18:02 AM »
Sky News: 'Parachute team die in plane crash'................


are you thinking ............why didn't they jump..????


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #807 on: November 22, 2010, 07:35:46 AM »
Sky News: 'Parachute team die in plane crash'................


are you thinking ............why didn't they jump..????


That is somewhat ironic isn't it?  lol:
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