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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #825 on: November 29, 2010, 09:56:21 PM »
Tell you what Tipsy, lets all troop down to the airport with BM and Nick in the lead and see how long it takes before security is scrambled  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #826 on: November 29, 2010, 10:11:53 PM »
Tell you what Tipsy, lets all troop down to the airport with BM and Nick in the lead and see how long it takes before security is scrambled  lol:

with Nick  rubschin:   scared2:   noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #827 on: November 29, 2010, 10:31:01 PM »
Smart bullets?  scared2: After all American forces have done so well with smart munitions on the past..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1334114/Futuristic-rifle-fires-radio-controlled-bullets-used-U-S-troops-Afghanistan-month.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #828 on: December 01, 2010, 05:11:46 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #829 on: December 01, 2010, 09:12:39 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334752/Bungling-police-arrive-crime-scene--EAT-evidence.html

Obviously changed their diet from burgers.  whistle:

Or kebab and cheesy chips...

I know a bobby who would eat someone's takeaway after he'd nicked then for drink driving and they were in the cells for the night...

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #831 on: December 03, 2010, 08:21:55 AM »
Heard a report on the World Service in the small hours about an Indian guy who is keen to encourage people to donate their body to medical science. He has done so, but on one condition, that his son, a trainee doctor, gets to dissect him  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #832 on: December 03, 2010, 08:23:32 AM »
Heard a report on the World Service in the small hours about an Indian guy who is keen to encourage people to donate their body to medical science. He has done so, but on one condition, that his son, a trainee doctor, gets to dissect him  eeek:


Ewwww!  sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #833 on: December 03, 2010, 09:21:14 AM »
Heard a report on the World Service in the small hours about an Indian guy who is keen to encourage people to donate their body to medical science. He has done so, but on one condition, that his son, a trainee doctor, gets to dissect him  eeek:


Ewwww!  sick2:

I wonder if the son will wait until his father is dead. rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #834 on: December 03, 2010, 09:22:25 AM »
Ricky Gervais to join Lady Gaga in Muppets film


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Seems appropriate


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/film/849199-ricky-gervais-to-join-lady-gaga-in-muppets-film#ixzz172SA82hd
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #835 on: December 03, 2010, 09:55:24 AM »
Has she been dissected too  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #836 on: December 03, 2010, 10:06:45 AM »
Ricky Gervais to join Lady Gaga in Muppets film


 rubschin:
Seems appropriate


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/film/849199-ricky-gervais-to-join-lady-gaga-in-muppets-film#ixzz172SA82hd

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #837 on: December 03, 2010, 05:28:22 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #838 on: December 03, 2010, 05:29:55 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #839 on: December 03, 2010, 05:31:47 PM »
Oh, has yours been stolen too?  happy100
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