Fantastic Headlines

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/05/18/24388/

Internet giant Google has teamed up with the Daily Mail to develop a unique version of the online search engine which will confirm the enquirer’s prejudices.
Google-ThoughtAsMuch will effectively censor alternative views and second opinions. ‘Designed for the busy opinionate who hasn’t got time to think about things, Google-ThoughtAsMuch will make sure that your preconceptions are never challenged,’ runs the press release.

Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google, added, ‘ With a single mouse click you can confirm your preconceived opinions are shared by hundreds of other websites’. One of the beta testers, Sarah Palin, had a chance to use the programme yesterday to test her suspicion that Obama was a Muslim terrorist. She found her opinion to be perfectly corroborated by dozens of high-traffic websites.

[Grumpmeister]

Guys now have an excuse

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

[Pastis]

Guys now have an excuse

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

Is that why Nick's sig has changed?


Anyhoo, I was checking some flight arrangements and came across this. It seems they've done a special bulletin for Sarf Londoners 

20/12/2010 : Snaw falls in Europe

[Snoopy]

Guys now have an excuse

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

Is that why Nick's sig has changed?


Anyhoo, I was checking some flight arrangements and came across this. It seems they've done a special bulletin for Sarf Londoners  

20/12/2010 : Snaw falls in Europe

Nick's signature has been that for some time....... I think 

[Grumpmeister]

There are some feckin odd christmas traditions 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12059969

[Snoopy]

There are some feckin odd christmas traditions 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12059969

I understand that there are beer bellied men in the North East of England who, on Boxing Day, take their shirts off and stand for hours, bare chested in the freezing cold, to shout abuse at a man in black shorts every time he blows a whistle.

 

[Grumpmeister]

I'm not that big a football fan 

[Baldy]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-video/8225049/Indian-rocket-explodes-after-take-off.html

And in times of hardship/austerity measures the UK still gives this lot international aid FFS! 

[Grumpmeister]

I know that christmas is the season to pig out but this is just sickening. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1341683/Donna-Simpsons-feast-The-30-000-calorie-Christmas-feast-eaten-worlds-fattest-mum-ONE-hour-sitting.html

[Barman]

I know that christmas is the season to pig out but this is just sickening. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1341683/Donna-Simpsons-feast-The-30-000-calorie-Christmas-feast-eaten-worlds-fattest-mum-ONE-hour-sitting.html

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

That is just wrong and bad.

[apc2010]

That is just wrong and bad.

I agree only five loaves ........

[apc2010]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12080521


 

[Pirate]

I wonder what attracted her to multi millionaire Hefner?

[Grumpmeister]

I see Jezza and the boys have done it again 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1342138/Top-Gear-stars-cause-religious-storm-dressing-burkas-Boxing-Day-special.html