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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #915 on: January 18, 2011, 09:04:41 PM »
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« Reply #916 on: January 19, 2011, 12:54:12 PM »
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« Reply #917 on: January 19, 2011, 08:53:03 PM »
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« Reply #918 on: January 19, 2011, 08:56:43 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #919 on: January 19, 2011, 09:09:29 PM »
Strange, try it now
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #920 on: January 19, 2011, 10:21:26 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #921 on: January 20, 2011, 06:16:42 AM »
And here now ....... following edit  razz:
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« Reply #922 on: January 20, 2011, 06:22:39 AM »
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Thank goodness, Dix didn’t come from behind and there wasn’t a final Gay spurt is all I’m saying.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #923 on: January 20, 2011, 07:46:17 PM »
Gang members snort ashes they mistook for drugs

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Five teenage burglars snorted human and animal ashes after mistaking them for Class A drugs, it has been revealed.

After a burglary, which took place at a woman's home in Silver Spring Shores, Florida, thieves made off with electronics, jewelry and two urns - one filled with the cremated remains of the victim's father and two for her Great Danes.

Police discovered what happened to the stolen ashes after the suspects were arrested last week in connection with another attempted burglary.

In a statement, deputies from Marion County Sheriff's Office said: "The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine."

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #924 on: January 22, 2011, 11:17:17 AM »
I have just been told by one of my neighbours (George) that in Yorkshire it is usual to 'come round the back a lot'   eeek:  shutup: shutup:

I very nearly managed to keep a straight face before escaping. lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #925 on: January 22, 2011, 11:18:45 AM »
Keep him away from me  scared2:
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« Reply #926 on: January 22, 2011, 11:33:13 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2011, 11:18:45 AM
Keep him away from me  scared2:

What is even worse is that he was quite right.  Someone HAS just come round the back.

I put some 'stuff' on our local FreeCycle site and someone was due to collect an item after 10.30 this morning. I stated to my neighbour that I didn't want to go out into the garden as I might miss them, hence his comment.

I was in the kitchen making coffee when there was a knock on the back door sure enough matey had come round the back to collect his microwave. noooo:

It's not like this dann sarff. noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #927 on: January 22, 2011, 11:36:58 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 22, 2011, 11:17:17 AM
I have just been told by one of my neighbours (George) that in Yorkshire it is usual to 'come round the back a lot'   eeek:  shutup: shutup:

I very nearly managed to keep a straight face before escaping. lol:


Oh yes indeedy .... keep the back door locked or the buggers tap on it as they walk in.

Only the Police, the Vicar or a Vacuum Cleaner Salesman uses the front door.


As for keeping a straight face ~ I can see why you struggled but you needn't have bothered .... he wouldn't have understood anyway.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #928 on: January 22, 2011, 11:45:34 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 22, 2011, 11:33:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2011, 11:18:45 AM
Keep him away from me  scared2:

What is even worse is that he was quite right.  Someone HAS just come round the back.

I put some 'stuff' on our local FreeCycle site and someone was due to collect an item after 10.30 this morning. I stated to my neighbour that I didn't want to go out into the garden as I might miss them, hence his comment.

I was in the kitchen making coffee when there was a knock on the back door sure enough matey had come round the back to collect his microwave. noooo:

It's not like this dann sarff. noooo:


Honestly I used to refer to my first marriage as a "Mixed Marriage". It often felt like I was involved with another culture altogether. It wasn't just the language she used that was alien to me but so was every social concept I had been raised to obey.
My ex could never understand why I would never simply walk into my Parent's house. Rather I would knock and wait.
SWUTHTBO was baffled by this. "Mak's thee a stranger in thee ow-en ho-em".
 noooo: "No dear, it is simply that it is no longer my home, it is their home and we are visiting them so it is polite to knock and wait to be invited in".
The times we had rows about that and similar "differences" in attitude.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #929 on: January 22, 2011, 12:15:49 PM »
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