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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #930 on: January 22, 2011, 04:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2011, 11:18:45 AM
Keep him away from me  scared2:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #931 on: January 22, 2011, 05:29:51 PM »
Moleskin can repel all boarders.

Last time I bought a moleskin suit Mrs Nick berated me for cruelty to rodents  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #932 on: January 22, 2011, 05:59:58 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #933 on: January 23, 2011, 09:47:51 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #934 on: January 24, 2011, 09:24:01 AM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8277781/BBC-apologises-to-Japan-for-atomic-bomb-joke.html

I noted with interest the outraged comment from their regular Welsh pundit Beejj:

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This beggars belief. The Japanese have yet to admit to, let alone apologise for, their bestiality in Nanking in '37, . . . .

Well said that man, although I had no idea that Nanking had any sheep at all back then.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #935 on: January 24, 2011, 09:42:58 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 24, 2011, 09:24:01 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8277781/BBC-apologises-to-Japan-for-atomic-bomb-joke.html

I noted with interest the outraged comment from their regular Welsh pundit Beejj:

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This beggars belief. The Japanese have yet to admit to, let alone apologise for, their bestiality in Nanking in '37, . . . .

Well said that man, although I had no idea that Nanking had any sheep at all back then.

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #936 on: January 25, 2011, 09:40:07 AM »
From the Daily Mail:
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Taxpayer has lost £1.5billion in criminals' unpaid fines
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350293/Taxpayer-lost-1-5billion-criminals-unpaid-fines.html#ixzz1C2REP6t7



No we haven't. You cannot claim to have "lost" something you never had.  noooo:


Pedant Moi?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #937 on: January 25, 2011, 10:53:00 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2011, 09:40:07 AM
From the Daily Mail:
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Taxpayer has lost £1.5billion in criminals' unpaid fines
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350293/Taxpayer-lost-1-5billion-criminals-unpaid-fines.html#ixzz1C2REP6t7



No we haven't. You cannot claim to have "lost" something you never had.  noooo:


Pedant Moi?

Quite so.

Unless of course they did collect it, then left it on a bus.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #938 on: January 25, 2011, 09:38:42 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2011, 09:40:07 AM
From the Daily Mail:
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Taxpayer has lost £1.5billion in criminals' unpaid fines
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350293/Taxpayer-lost-1-5billion-criminals-unpaid-fines.html#ixzz1C2REP6t7



No we haven't. You cannot claim to have "lost" something you never had.  noooo:


Pedant Moi?

Unless you're making an insurance claim... whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #939 on: January 25, 2011, 11:33:35 PM »
I think these should be issued to MP's as a compulsory lie detector. When you can see the light the bullshit is flowing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1350308/LED-teeth-Now-really-CAN-light-room-smile.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #940 on: January 26, 2011, 06:20:50 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on January 25, 2011, 09:38:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2011, 09:40:07 AM
From the Daily Mail:
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Taxpayer has lost £1.5billion in criminals' unpaid fines
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350293/Taxpayer-lost-1-5billion-criminals-unpaid-fines.html#ixzz1C2REP6t7



No we haven't. You cannot claim to have "lost" something you never had.  noooo:


Pedant Moi?

Unless you're making an insurance claim... whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #941 on: January 26, 2011, 06:52:38 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #942 on: January 26, 2011, 09:28:52 PM »
I had a serious look into this prior to moving in with the wrinklies. With hindsight I wish we had taken thinks a little further.  There was not anything in this general direction at the time.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #943 on: January 27, 2011, 03:15:21 PM »
Scared of the dark? Police chief bans officers from going into playground at night 'because it's too dangerous'

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In the line of duty, police officers routinely risk life and limb in all sorts of dangerous situations to protect and serve.

So patrolling an area plagued by teenage yobs should be child’s play by comparison.

But constables and PCSOs have been banned from keeping the peace at an adventure playground at night because it is considered dark and dangerous.

A senior officer told stunned councillors there would be no patrols after 8pm at newly-built Waterlees Park in Wisbech, Cambridgeshire, for health and safety reasons.

Yer avin a fecking larf ainchya?  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #944 on: January 29, 2011, 08:54:33 AM »
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