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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #945 on: January 29, 2011, 08:56:09 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #946 on: January 29, 2011, 09:05:19 AM »
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« Reply #947 on: January 29, 2011, 09:15:51 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #948 on: January 29, 2011, 10:00:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #949 on: January 29, 2011, 10:14:28 AM »
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Woman threatens copper with dildo

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #950 on: January 29, 2011, 10:42:25 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 10:14:28 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 29, 2011, 10:00:36 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 29, 2011, 08:54:33 AM
Woman threatens copper with dildo

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I see I wasn't the only one who wondered if she was going to hit him with it or shove it up his arse.

Depends how much he was prepared to pay I suppose...  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #951 on: January 29, 2011, 11:47:16 AM »
'World's unluckiest man' struck by lightning inside home

A cousin Nick...?  lol:

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John Wade Agan, who has a reason to call himself the 'unluckiest guy in the world', said the last thing he remembers was using a corded phone as he leant over a metal sink.

In the last four years, the taxi driver has also reported being robbed at gunpoint in his cab, stabbed in the chest with a butcher's knife and bitten by two venomous snakes at the same time.

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Oh yes... Very Nickesque!  point:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #952 on: January 30, 2011, 06:00:10 PM »
It is his twin brovver.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #953 on: January 30, 2011, 06:24:00 PM »
You read crime novels to prepare yourself for the role, not such a big deal if  you are an actor preparing for a part but this is Dick''Ed Balls talking about his preparations for becoming Shadow Home Secretary.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351825/Ed-Balls-novel-approach-political-research-frontbench-role.html

God knows how he is going to prepare for becoming shadow chancellor.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #954 on: January 30, 2011, 09:02:59 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #955 on: January 30, 2011, 10:10:36 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #956 on: January 30, 2011, 10:45:25 PM »
Jacqui Smith to make porn show    eeek:





Well, while BM and Nick are dunking their heads in buckets of bleach to get rid of the images they now have it seems that the BBC have paid her to make a documentary on the subject.  Wonder if she'll ask her husband to help with the research  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #957 on: January 31, 2011, 06:14:38 AM »
Still at the trough then....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #958 on: January 31, 2011, 09:27:40 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #959 on: January 31, 2011, 09:33:12 AM »
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