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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1035 on: February 14, 2011, 12:29:34 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12446232

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1036 on: February 14, 2011, 02:28:15 PM »
I don't know what you mean.  I too wield a soup ladle to good effect.. There are not many tigers in South Yorkshire which rather proves my point! eveilgrin:
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« Reply #1037 on: February 14, 2011, 02:30:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1038 on: February 14, 2011, 02:34:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 14, 2011, 12:29:34 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12446232

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Wildlife rangers plan to track the tiger and "send it further into dense, unpopulated jungle" in the the northern state of Perak.

The director of the Department of Wildlife and National Parks in the state, Shabrina Mohd Shariff, estimated that there were about 200 199 tigers in the jungles of Perak.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1039 on: February 14, 2011, 03:31:31 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1040 on: February 14, 2011, 07:08:23 PM »
Zero insertion fees this weekend

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1041 on: February 14, 2011, 07:11:31 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1042 on: February 17, 2011, 09:27:46 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1043 on: February 19, 2011, 09:13:50 AM »
Mexican woman on hunger strike for British wedding

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A 19-year-old Mexican woman was in the ninth day of a hunger strike in front of the British embassy, demanding an invitation to the wedding of Britain's Prince William and Kate Middleton, she told AFP.

"I have been a fan of Lady Di since I was a little girl," said Estibalis Chavez, who set up a tent outside the British embassy in Mexico City. "My mother was also a fan... I promised myself I would go to the next royal wedding."

The young woman said she has been asking for an invitation to the April 29 ceremony at Westminster Abbey but that the embassy has told her it was impossible.

"I intend to fight until the very end... there is no turning back," she said on Thursday, adding that the invitation could make up for a characterization on the BBC Top Gear program of Mexicans as "lazy," "feckless" and "flatulent."

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1044 on: February 21, 2011, 09:12:13 PM »
Just planning a couple of weeks ahead, would this guy count for celebrity death bingo now he's made national news?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1359093/Birmingham-superhero-Britains-Kick-Ass-banker-The-Statesman-fights-crime.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1045 on: February 22, 2011, 04:51:13 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1046 on: February 22, 2011, 08:24:42 AM »
What a deluded twat .... he can't even buy a suit that fits him  noooo:

Banker? ....... More like w@nker.

How very Daily Mail.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1047 on: February 22, 2011, 10:01:41 PM »
How many pigs Darwin?



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1048 on: February 22, 2011, 10:29:59 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1049 on: February 22, 2011, 10:34:35 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12547398

I wondered what the black smoke was as I came north up the M5 earlier.  rubschin:
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