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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1051 on: February 22, 2011, 10:41:59 PM »
At last, grumpy sized coffee  cloud9:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347958/Starbucks-unveil-1-5-pint-Trenta-coffee-cup-bid-satisfy-US.html

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But the Trenta will not be introduced in the UK where customers seem content with the current range on offer, the company said.

YOU BASTARDS!!!!!  evil:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1052 on: February 23, 2011, 06:13:37 PM »
Without doubt, Starbucks coffee has to be the worst coffee I've tasted in my life  sick2:  sick2: , and for the record, I've even sampled Tesco's value coffee  sick2:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1053 on: February 23, 2011, 06:33:21 PM »
Who is it that likes that cat shit coffee...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1054 on: February 23, 2011, 06:35:44 PM »
TMR I fink. You could make it, like
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1055 on: February 23, 2011, 06:36:21 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1056 on: February 23, 2011, 06:45:41 PM »
Who is it that likes that cat shit coffee...?  rubschin:

GM - he is weird tho  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1057 on: February 23, 2011, 06:46:13 PM »
Who is it that likes that cat shit coffee...?  rubschin:

GM - he is weird tho  whistle:

I thought it was GM....  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1058 on: February 23, 2011, 07:10:21 PM »
Who is it that likes that cat shit coffee...?  rubschin:

I think that's what they serve in Starbucks like
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1059 on: February 23, 2011, 07:11:11 PM »
Who is it that likes that cat shit coffee...?  rubschin:

I think that's what they serve in Starbucks like

No, that is just cat shit...  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1060 on: February 23, 2011, 08:01:48 PM »
To be honest it was more the size of the cup appealing to my sense of humour than anything else. Given my normal caffiene intake at the office I had a feeling that if I walked in with one of those cups colleagues would start running for the hills.  lol:

As for the civet coffee, don't knock it until you've tried it  8)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1061 on: February 23, 2011, 11:07:43 PM »
Does Tipsy's eldest drink Camp coffee?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1062 on: February 23, 2011, 11:09:44 PM »
 doh:

I presume you prefer whorelicks  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1063 on: February 23, 2011, 11:12:17 PM »
Whorelicks...oh yes..

Horlicks... sick2:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1064 on: February 24, 2011, 06:27:40 PM »
Monkeys urinate on themselves to attract a mate

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/8345552/Monkeys-urinate-on-themselves-to-attract-a-mate.html

I nearly pissed meself laughing at this  ;D . Oh, errr  redface:
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