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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1065 on: February 24, 2011, 06:29:20 PM »
BM does that. It doesn't werk  noooo:

Someone ought to tell him, like
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« Reply #1066 on: February 24, 2011, 06:48:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1067 on: February 24, 2011, 06:53:10 PM »
Well it's not clever and not funny, and it doesn't werk  point:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1068 on: February 24, 2011, 06:53:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1069 on: February 24, 2011, 07:57:19 PM »
Well it seemed to work for Wayne Rooney, although that could have been down to his looks and his wallet like  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1070 on: February 25, 2011, 08:38:01 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 24, 2011, 06:27:40 PM
Monkeys urinate on themselves to attract a mate

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/8345552/Monkeys-urinate-on-themselves-to-attract-a-mate.html

I nearly pissed meself laughing at this  ;D . Oh, errr  redface:

It sometimes works

Oh Mr P please can I have your babies sir? redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1071 on: February 25, 2011, 08:54:03 AM »
 eeek:

Now that is a newsflash  Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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« Reply #1072 on: February 25, 2011, 09:42:00 AM »
He hasn't answered. sad24:  I am rebuffed and inconsolable.  sad24: I may have to go into mourning for all those lives that were never to be.  sad24:.... sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1073 on: February 25, 2011, 09:51:33 AM »
 happy100  Awwww

Yes of course you can MissC. How many did you have in mind?  I have an account with FedEx  ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1074 on: February 25, 2011, 12:24:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 25, 2011, 09:42:00 AM
He hasn't answered. sad24:  I am rebuffed and inconsolable.  sad24: I may have to go into mourning for all those lives that were never to be.  sad24:.... sick2:

I will PM you the address of the AI man.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1075 on: February 25, 2011, 01:44:00 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 25, 2011, 09:51:33 AM
happy100  Awwww

Yes of course you can MissC. How many did you have in mind?  I have an account with FedEx  ;)

Righty oh jolly good.  Dreadful and protracted decline now averted thought I was going to have to go to code black for a while there.

If you could send me a package of your finest via Fedex we should have a stable of un-stable mini P's by November.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1076 on: February 25, 2011, 02:58:28 PM »
I have a turkey baster...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1077 on: February 25, 2011, 03:05:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 25, 2011, 02:58:28 PM
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You called?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1078 on: February 25, 2011, 03:21:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1079 on: February 25, 2011, 08:39:21 PM »
When it seems that Tony Blair is your only hope its time to just admit you are fucked.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360472/Libya-Gaddafis-son-asks-Tony-Blairs-help-crush-enemies.html
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