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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1080 on: February 25, 2011, 09:52:55 PM »

Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2011, 08:39:21 PM
When it seems that Tony Blair is your only hope its time to just admit you are fucked.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360472/Libya-Gaddafis-son-asks-Tony-Blairs-help-crush-enemies.html

Well that should box Blair in nicely .... how's the bastard going to wriggle out of this one I wonder  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1081 on: March 01, 2011, 10:58:07 PM »
Jim the Tom, gang banged by Nottingham queer bashers...Owner gutted...reward offered for any information regarding the perpetrators





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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1082 on: March 01, 2011, 11:04:18 PM »
I called the Plod, but they were all busy eating doughnuts and eclairs  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1083 on: March 01, 2011, 11:14:37 PM »
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No...if they knew there was pussy involved you would have had half the shift on your doorstep...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1084 on: March 02, 2011, 10:31:33 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1085 on: March 03, 2011, 05:59:15 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1086 on: March 03, 2011, 07:43:42 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2011, 11:04:18 PM
I called the Plod, but they were all busy eating doughnuts and eclairs  ::)

That reminds me, I followed a police car in to Tesco's carpark last week. I next encountered the two coppers standing in front of the Krispy Kreme doughnut display making their choices.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1087 on: March 03, 2011, 07:48:53 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 03, 2011, 07:43:42 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2011, 11:04:18 PM
I called the Plod, but they were all busy eating doughnuts and eclairs  ::)

That reminds me, I followed a police car in to Tesco's carpark last week. I next encountered the two coppers standing in front of the Krispy Kreme doughnut display making their choices.  noooo:

I was about to turn into the car park of our local supermarket the other week and yielded to a police car haring down the road from the other direction. Police cars always have their blue lights on here so it is difficult to know when it is am emergency or not...

Anyhoo... the car swept into the car park, took two parking places (meaning I had to park elsewhere) and the two officers went inside - to buy cakes!  cussing:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1088 on: March 03, 2011, 08:01:32 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2011, 07:48:53 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 03, 2011, 07:43:42 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2011, 11:04:18 PM
I called the Plod, but they were all busy eating doughnuts and eclairs  ::)

That reminds me, I followed a police car in to Tesco's carpark last week. I next encountered the two coppers standing in front of the Krispy Kreme doughnut display making their choices.  noooo:

I was about to turn into the car park of our local supermarket the other week and yielded to a police car haring down the road from the other direction. Police cars always have their blue lights on here so it is difficult to know when it is am emergency or not...

Anyhoo... the car swept into the car park, took two parking places (meaning I had to park elsewhere) and the two officers went inside - to buy cakes!  cussing:

It's what they call "Police Prioritisation"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1089 on: March 04, 2011, 07:37:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1090 on: March 04, 2011, 08:33:35 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2011, 05:59:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2011, 10:31:33 PM
Sorry BM I need to use the bucket  sick2:

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/

 noooo:

Grumpmeister was only going to put a little bit of slurry in your bucket. So what's your problem that's what buckets are for.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1091 on: March 04, 2011, 08:34:23 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1092 on: March 04, 2011, 08:44:40 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 04, 2011, 08:33:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2011, 05:59:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2011, 10:31:33 PM
Sorry BM I need to use the bucket  sick2:

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/

 noooo:

Grumpmeister was only going to put a little bit of slurry in your bucket. So what's your problem that's what buckets are for.

He's prolly a member (snigger) of the local Am Dram club and trying to get into his part....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss1CXo8QMi8
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1093 on: March 04, 2011, 11:35:26 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1094 on: March 04, 2011, 06:52:31 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:  ... or perhaps thank God

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