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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1125 on: March 30, 2011, 06:38:53 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 30, 2011, 06:37:51 AM
This looks like me  lol:



That's a big well trimmed bush  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1126 on: March 30, 2011, 06:41:36 AM »
Didn't think you'd see past my ornamental posts  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1127 on: March 30, 2011, 06:43:04 AM »
I'd assumed they were either symbolics or trophies.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1128 on: March 30, 2011, 06:53:19 AM »
Which VP'er does this house resemble ?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1129 on: March 30, 2011, 06:57:15 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

That is sooooo cruel.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1130 on: March 30, 2011, 06:59:05 AM »
 lol:

Was there any doubt in your mind though  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1131 on: March 30, 2011, 06:59:34 AM »
 noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1132 on: March 30, 2011, 07:44:32 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 30, 2011, 06:37:51 AM
This looks like me  lol:



I should change your dentist.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1133 on: March 30, 2011, 07:45:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1134 on: March 30, 2011, 09:09:58 AM »
New sub-species being genetically engineered within the BBC ...














Once fully formed the new species, the aptly named, smugsmileyfaced coxopoulou will be, it is hoped, bipedal and will respond well to being given a good slap.

It is believed that all three are already closely related.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1135 on: March 31, 2011, 07:03:55 AM »
Morbidly obese man covered in maggots found fused to the chair he sat in for two straight years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371640/Morbidly-obese-man-FUSED-chair-moved-years-covered-maggots-filth.html#ixzz1I9reUTzw

An obese man had to be cut free from a chair he had been stuck in for two years.
Rescuers had to cut a hole in a wall of his house to lift the massive man through after they were unable to pry him from the chair.

The unnamed man, 43, was found by health officials sitting in his own faeces and urine and covered in maggots at the house in Bellaire, Ohio 
Paramedics were called to the home by the man's girlfriend after she found him unconscious. She admitted to medics she had been feeding him by hand since he got too big to get up.   

eeek: eeek: eeek:


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1136 on: March 31, 2011, 07:12:16 AM »
Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!  sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1137 on: March 31, 2011, 07:47:10 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 31, 2011, 07:03:55 AM
Morbidly obese man covered in maggots found fused to the chair he sat in for two straight years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371640/Morbidly-obese-man-FUSED-chair-moved-years-covered-maggots-filth.html#ixzz1I9reUTzw

An obese man had to be cut free from a chair he had been stuck in for two years.
Rescuers had to cut a hole in a wall of his house to lift the massive man through after they were unable to pry him from the chair.

The unnamed man, 43, was found by health officials sitting in his own faeces and urine and covered in maggots at the house in Bellaire, Ohio 
Paramedics were called to the home by the man's girlfriend after she found him unconscious. She admitted to medics she had been feeding him by hand since he got too big to get up.   

eeek: eeek: eeek:




Thanks for that

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1138 on: March 31, 2011, 07:52:24 AM »
He had a girlfriend  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1139 on: March 31, 2011, 07:56:23 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2011, 07:52:24 AM
He had a girlfriend  eeek:

That was the bit I found weird!

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Paramedics were called to the home by the man's girlfriend after she found him unconscious.

I bet she is a right looker...  noooo:
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