Fantastic Headlines

[Darwins Selection]

From local WI newsletter:

"Mr and Mrs xxxx have recently returned from their winter caravan tour round the Mediterranean () and will be giving us a talk at the end of the month.
No doubt Mr xxxx will have some more amusing anecdotes about their time in foreign prats"

 

[Nick]

 

[apc2010]

From local WI newsletter:

"Mr and Mrs xxxx have recently returned from their winter caravan tour round the Mediterranean () and will be giving us a talk at the end of the month.
No doubt Mr xxxx will have some more amusing anecdotes about their time in foreign prats"

 

You are in the WI .............

[Darwins Selection]

From local WI newsletter:

"Mr and Mrs xxxx have recently returned from their winter caravan tour round the Mediterranean () and will be giving us a talk at the end of the month.
No doubt Mr xxxx will have some more amusing anecdotes about their time in foreign prats"

 

You are in the WI .............

Have to do something since they disbanded the Home Guard

[Nick]

My mate in Cambridge has a neighbour (elderly spinster) who writes poems for the Parish mag. He was delegated to tell her why her poem about anglers with "quivering rods" was not appropriate.  It became a bit difficult 

[Baldy]

My mate in Cambridge has a neighbour (elderly spinster) who writes poems for the Parish mag. He was delegated to tell her why her poem about anglers with "quivering rods" was not appropriate.  It became a bit difficult 

 

[Grumpmeister]

This looks like it could be fun 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1378078/Back-seat-drivers-Competitors-hurl-600ft-hill-German-office-chair-championships.html

[Nick]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/wales/8446831/Race-chaos-as-protester-runs-off-with-signs.html
 

[Barman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/wales/8446831/Race-chaos-as-protester-runs-off-with-signs.html
 

Mr Blake, 63, put out warning signs particularly for the children, who were running between 800 yards and a mile depending on their age, to help steer them along the bleak moorland before they reached a track.

There were canes with tape attached to them every 15 yards, and signs around saying “caution: runners” and “race HQ”, all of which disappeared.

How many fecking signs do you need between the start and the finish of a 800 yard race...? 

I would have thought 'Start' and 'Finish' would suffice... Mongs!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1378326/Nigella-Lawson-hits-Bondi-beach-burkini.html



 

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1378326/Nigella-Lawson-hits-Bondi-beach-burkini.html



 

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1378326/Nigella-Lawson-hits-Bondi-beach-burkini.html



 

 

She seems to have gone off the boil a bit.  She is human.

[Pastis]

I wonder what first attracted her to gazillionaire Sir Charles Saatchi   

[Barman]

I wonder what first attracted her to gazillionaire Sir Charles Saatchi   

 

[Miss Demeanour]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1378326/Nigella-Lawson-hits-Bondi-beach-burkini.html



 

Thank you god