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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1485 on: August 03, 2011, 08:24:25 PM »
So becoming an MP gives you an incredible sexual magnetism?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14387836

Yeah, that's why Anne Widdecombe was beating them off with a stick.   lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1486 on: August 10, 2011, 08:32:51 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1487 on: August 12, 2011, 08:01:34 PM »
Unfortunately Nick, where you are concerned every button is the self destruct one.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1488 on: August 17, 2011, 12:00:01 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1489 on: August 17, 2011, 12:44:31 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/52st-Susanne-Eman-wants-worlds-fattest-woman.html

This woman has hit 50 stone but her target weight is 115 STONE!! with a diet of just short of 22,000 calories per sodding day. And she thinks that the fatter she gets the sexier she gets??  eeek:



Yeah, I can really see that.  sick2:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1490 on: August 17, 2011, 02:43:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1491 on: August 17, 2011, 02:45:20 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2011, 12:44:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/52st-Susanne-Eman-wants-worlds-fattest-woman.html

This woman has hit 50 stone but her target weight is 115 STONE!! with a diet of just short of 22,000 calories per sodding day. And she thinks that the fatter she gets the sexier she gets??  eeek:



Yeah, I can really see that.  sick2:


Eeewwww!
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Offline miss Tchevious

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1492 on: August 17, 2011, 04:17:39 PM »
she so purrrty.  cloud9:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1493 on: August 17, 2011, 04:19:22 PM »
You could melt her down and make a fortune in the glue business :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1494 on: August 17, 2011, 04:53:19 PM »
she looks like someone already started to melt her down..
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1495 on: August 17, 2011, 07:06:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 17, 2011, 04:19:22 PM
You could melt her down and make a fortune in the glue business :thumbsup:

 rubschin: NASA has some spare SRB's that should be up to the task...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1496 on: August 18, 2011, 05:42:13 AM »
 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2011, 02:45:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2011, 12:44:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/52st-Susanne-Eman-wants-worlds-fattest-woman.html

This woman has hit 50 stone but her target weight is 115 STONE!! with a diet of just short of 22,000 calories per sodding day. And she thinks that the fatter she gets the sexier she gets??  eeek:



Yeah, I can really see that.  sick2:


Eeewwww!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1497 on: August 19, 2011, 06:22:35 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1498 on: August 19, 2011, 06:30:22 AM »
If they told me to have the tissues ready I would be disappointed if Toy Story 3 came on  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1499 on: August 19, 2011, 07:15:35 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 19, 2011, 06:30:22 AM
If they told me to have the tissues ready I would be disappointed if Toy Story 3 came on  redface:

My first thought...  redface:





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