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Offline miss Tchevious

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1500 on: August 19, 2011, 07:29:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2011, 07:15:35 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 19, 2011, 06:30:22 AM
If they told me to have the tissues ready I would be disappointed if Toy Story 3 came on  redface:

My first thought...  redface:





Waits for apc's Schindler's List joke....  ::)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1501 on: August 19, 2011, 07:33:24 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on August 19, 2011, 07:29:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2011, 07:15:35 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 19, 2011, 06:30:22 AM
If they told me to have the tissues ready I would be disappointed if Toy Story 3 came on  redface:

My first thought...  redface:





Waits for apc's Schindler's List joke....  ::)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1502 on: August 25, 2011, 02:26:03 PM »
So the hose 'accidentally' ended up there?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029589/Gareth-Durrant-ballooned-air-hose-accidentally-lodged-backside.html

I'd find that a tad far fetched even if Nick said it had happened to him.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1503 on: August 25, 2011, 02:37:16 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2011, 02:26:03 PM
So the hose 'accidentally' ended up there?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029589/Gareth-Durrant-ballooned-air-hose-accidentally-lodged-backside.html

I'd find that a tad far fetched even if Nick said it had happened to him.  whistle:

Looks like it happened to his bird as well........... rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1504 on: August 25, 2011, 10:16:34 PM »
Waspzilla!!  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2029913/Warrior-wasp-discovered-jungle-jaws-longer-legs.html

How long do you think before we hear they've made it over here in a fruit shipment, or something similar.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1505 on: August 25, 2011, 10:25:38 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2011, 10:16:34 PM
Waspzilla!!  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2029913/Warrior-wasp-discovered-jungle-jaws-longer-legs.html

How long do you think before we hear they've made it over here in a fruit shipment, or something similar.

Don't worry BM is an expert ............... whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1506 on: August 25, 2011, 10:47:49 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2011, 10:25:38 PM
Don't worry BM is an expert ............... whistle:

I'm almost afraid to ask...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1507 on: August 26, 2011, 04:22:35 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2011, 10:25:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2011, 10:16:34 PM
Waspzilla!!  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2029913/Warrior-wasp-discovered-jungle-jaws-longer-legs.html

How long do you think before we hear they've made it over here in a fruit shipment, or something similar.

Don't worry BM is an expert ............... whistle:

That is nuffink!  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1508 on: August 26, 2011, 05:17:25 AM »
Top photography  :thumbsup:  He must have waited hours and hours before he managed to get two of them so close together in one shot  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1509 on: August 26, 2011, 05:31:04 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 26, 2011, 05:17:25 AM
Top photography  :thumbsup:  He must have waited hours and hours before he managed to get two of them so close together in one shot  whistle:

To be fair, the one that messed up with the javelin wasn't going very far....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1510 on: August 26, 2011, 05:35:35 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2011, 05:31:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 26, 2011, 05:17:25 AM
Top photography  :thumbsup:  He must have waited hours and hours before he managed to get two of them so close together in one shot  whistle:

To be fair, the one that messed up with the javelin wasn't going very far....  noooo:

It was always Fatima's fate with those looks like
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1511 on: August 26, 2011, 05:38:18 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 26, 2011, 05:35:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2011, 05:31:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 26, 2011, 05:17:25 AM
Top photography  :thumbsup:  He must have waited hours and hours before he managed to get two of them so close together in one shot  whistle:

To be fair, the one that messed up with the javelin wasn't going very far....  noooo:

It was always Fatima's fate with those looks like

Indeed...  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1512 on: August 26, 2011, 08:54:53 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2011, 10:16:34 PM




I am sure it is just honest journalistic licence and I am pedantic, but why is the inches 'scale' not to scale?

You would certainly need to roll up a broadsheet newspaper for the big one, a tabloid would be no good. scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1513 on: August 26, 2011, 09:18:25 AM »
The Telegraph hornet service will be starting early in 2012.  The on-line service for virtual hornets will go live shortly after.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1514 on: August 26, 2011, 02:09:15 PM »
Don't try this at home




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