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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1575 on: September 08, 2011, 03:09:38 PM »
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Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2011, 07:24:23 AM
I am now trying to think of things that rhyme with elk  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Whelk

That about sums it up.

How about 'orange'?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1576 on: September 08, 2011, 03:12:27 PM »
Orange doesn't rhyme with whelk. You been on the turnip wine, DS?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1577 on: September 08, 2011, 03:18:08 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 08, 2011, 03:12:27 PM
Orange doesn't rhyme with whelk. You been on the turnip wine, DS?

Just a small nip to keep the cold out.  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1578 on: September 08, 2011, 08:03:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 08, 2011, 07:07:04 AM
Drunk moose on the loose  after too much juice



Police believe that the animal became intoxicated eating fermented apples before getting stuck in this tree in Gothenbury, Sweden.

Having been freed, the blotto beast had a little doze before sobering up and returning to the woods.



From the comments - 'My names Barney and I'm an elkaholic.'  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1579 on: September 08, 2011, 08:40:24 PM »
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If Huhne had been seen leaving the scene, he would have pleaded the moose was driving!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1580 on: September 09, 2011, 07:16:41 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1581 on: September 09, 2011, 07:20:17 AM »
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One of his products is making gift paper and stationery from sheep droppings which has been presented to Prince Charles.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035112/Inventor-blows-roof-house-experiment-make-vodka-goes-wrong.html#ixzz1XRBcP8IE
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1582 on: September 09, 2011, 07:21:39 AM »
You've never heard of brown paper Nick?  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1583 on: September 09, 2011, 07:21:58 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2011, 07:16:41 AM
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10 houses evacuated in South Wales village after Lawrence Toms found wandering streets in his blackened underwear

I wonder how they singled him out?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1584 on: September 09, 2011, 07:23:45 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1585 on: September 09, 2011, 08:01:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1586 on: September 09, 2011, 08:14:26 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1587 on: September 09, 2011, 08:19:59 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1588 on: September 09, 2011, 08:20:24 AM »
A one in 3200 chance does not seem like long odds to me  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1589 on: September 09, 2011, 08:25:35 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 09, 2011, 08:20:24 AM
A one in 3200 chance does not seem like long odds to me  scared2:

Not compared to one in fifteen million on the lottery!  scared2:
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