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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1680 on: October 21, 2011, 01:42:57 PM »
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Border Agent put his wife on terrorist list

Immigration officer fired after putting wife on list of terrorists to stop her flying home

An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.

He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is ‘not conducive to the public good’.

As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.

The tampering went undetected until the immigration officer was selected for promotion and his wife name was found on the suspects’ list during a vetting inquiry.

The Home Office confirmed today that the officer has been sacked for gross misconduct.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1681 on: October 21, 2011, 03:33:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1682 on: October 24, 2011, 06:09:34 PM »
Held together by TAPE?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2052751/Ryanair-flight-turns-TAPE-pilots-window-comes-loose.html

That settles it, I'm never going anywhere near a bloody Ryanair jet.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1683 on: October 25, 2011, 07:10:57 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1684 on: October 25, 2011, 03:03:03 PM »
So who are you flying over here with BM  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1685 on: October 25, 2011, 03:27:58 PM »
20 million bees in the back of a lorry??  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15439754



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1686 on: October 25, 2011, 03:37:19 PM »
How do you "recapture bees"  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1687 on: October 25, 2011, 03:41:47 PM »
Dysonzilla.  whistle:
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« Reply #1688 on: October 25, 2011, 03:52:30 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1689 on: October 25, 2011, 03:55:12 PM »
Is that some sort of tit?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1690 on: October 25, 2011, 03:58:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:55:12 PM
Is that some sort of tit?

No, you are some sort of tit...

That is a bee eater...

We have fowzands of them here - before they shoot them all that is....  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1691 on: October 25, 2011, 04:00:58 PM »
I'd love to know where they found someone daft enough to drive the lorry in the first place?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1692 on: October 25, 2011, 04:01:49 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2011, 04:00:58 PM
I'd love to know where they found someone daft enough to drive the lorry in the first place?

"Mr. Nick, would you drive this please?"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1693 on: October 25, 2011, 04:03:04 PM »
I'm guessing that means he was brought in after the previous 159 successful deliveries.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1694 on: October 25, 2011, 04:07:03 PM »
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I'm guessing that means he was brought in after the previous 159 successful deliveries.  whistle:

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