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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1695 on: October 25, 2011, 04:08:06 PM »
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« Reply #1696 on: October 25, 2011, 04:09:28 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1697 on: October 25, 2011, 04:10:53 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2011, 03:58:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:55:12 PM
Is that some sort of tit?

No, you are some sort of tit...

That is a bee eater...

We have fowzands of them here - before they shoot them all that is....  ::)

Do they make nice pies, like?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1698 on: October 25, 2011, 04:14:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 04:10:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2011, 03:58:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:55:12 PM
Is that some sort of tit?

No, you are some sort of tit...

That is a bee eater...

We have fowzands of them here - before they shoot them all that is....  ::)

Do they make nice pies, like?

I shot one once...  redface:

But I didn't eat it....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1699 on: October 25, 2011, 04:17:47 PM »
I have recipes  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1700 on: October 26, 2011, 08:29:12 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:37:19 PM
How do you "recapture bees"  scared2:

They use a sting operation. whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1701 on: October 26, 2011, 08:31:23 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 26, 2011, 08:29:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:37:19 PM
How do you "recapture bees"  scared2:

They use a sting operation. whistle:


Well that's the buzz on the streets ..... but I'm not convinced.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1702 on: October 26, 2011, 08:36:29 AM »
It's true I tell you.  They were going to just wing it but decided against that in the end beecause it just wasn't worth it.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1703 on: October 26, 2011, 08:37:45 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 26, 2011, 08:29:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:37:19 PM
How do you "recapture bees"  scared2:

They use a sting operation. whistle:

No, a honey trap...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1704 on: October 26, 2011, 08:38:27 AM »
If we drone on about it they won't come back
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1705 on: October 26, 2011, 08:48:24 AM »
Bet they gerra man in ..... sort of hive the job off.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1706 on: October 26, 2011, 08:49:13 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 26, 2011, 08:38:27 AM
If we drone on about it they won't come back

 noooo:

Growler will go apiary when he reads this....  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1707 on: October 26, 2011, 08:52:10 AM »
 rubschin: P'raps they'll use a nectar card.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1708 on: October 26, 2011, 08:52:52 AM »
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Travellers block coastal path as it would 'invade their privacy'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/countryside/8848362/Travellers-block-coastal-path-as-it-would-invade-their-privacy.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1709 on: October 26, 2011, 09:09:37 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2011, 08:52:52 AM
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Travellers block coastal path as it would 'invade their privacy'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/countryside/8848362/Travellers-block-coastal-path-as-it-would-invade-their-privacy.html

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Oh do bee-have....  whistle:
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