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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2070 on: January 28, 2012, 02:32:12 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2012, 02:30:16 PM
All very sad but what has this to do with us?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2071 on: January 28, 2012, 02:34:42 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2072 on: January 28, 2012, 03:19:39 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2012, 02:30:16 PM
All very sad but what has this to do with us?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2073 on: January 28, 2012, 03:37:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 11:11:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 11:05:48 AM
As much as I'd like to see her kept in service till her replacement is complete if they are going to sell the Ark Royal off then converting her to a mobile hospital is the most worthwhile option.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092987/Will-HMS-Ark-Royal-turned-international-floating-hospital.html

it should be back in service with a load of Harriers on it!  cussing:

I know it should be but seeing as the only options at the moment involve either this, turning into scrap or selling to a private owner to turn into a Chinese aircraft carrier floating nightclub I'd go with the hospital.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2074 on: January 28, 2012, 05:15:05 PM »
Preferably in the Falklands. Oops, sorry, The French are always happy to share their carriers. ANd sell Exocets to the Argentinians  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2075 on: January 28, 2012, 06:22:10 PM »
[rant]Even if we sent it to the Falklands it wouldn't be much more than a floating target as we mothballed and sold most of the Harriers to the yanks for peanuts after spending a fortune upgrading and refitting the bloody things. Hell the only thing that doesn't seem to be getting reduced in these defence review has been the fucking bureaucrats in the MOD.

As for using the French aircraft carrier if/when the Falklands does kick off even if Sarkozy wasn't a petulant little homunculus the presidential elections are this year and something tells me that whatever agreement we are supposed to have will fall flat as he desperately tries to keep his worthless arse in office and risking French casualties from weapons they allowed to be sold to Argentina would likely be the final straw.[/rant]
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2076 on: January 28, 2012, 06:55:25 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
[rant]Even if we sent it to the Falklands it wouldn't be much more than a floating target as we mothballed and sold most of the Harriers to the yanks for peanuts after spending a fortune upgrading and refitting the bloody things. Hell the only thing that doesn't seem to be getting reduced in these defence review has been the fucking bureaucrats in the MOD.

As for using the French aircraft carrier if/when the Falklands does kick off even if Sarkozy wasn't a petulant little homunculus the presidential elections are this year and something tells me that whatever agreement we are supposed to have will fall flat as he desperately tries to keep his worthless arse in office and risking French casualties from weapons they allowed to be sold to Argentina would likely be the final straw.[/rant]

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I see the odious little garlic muncher has just announced that he is pulling all of his troops out of Afghanistan....  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2077 on: January 28, 2012, 07:07:33 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
[rant]Even if we sent it to the Falklands it wouldn't be much more than a floating target as we mothballed and sold most of the Harriers to the yanks for peanuts after spending a fortune upgrading and refitting the bloody things. Hell the only thing that doesn't seem to be getting reduced in these defence review has been the fucking bureaucrats in the MOD.

As for using the French aircraft carrier if/when the Falklands does kick off even if Sarkozy wasn't a petulant little homunculus the presidential elections are this year and something tells me that whatever agreement we are supposed to have will fall flat as he desperately tries to keep his worthless arse in office and risking French casualties from weapons they allowed to be sold to Argentina would likely be the final straw.[/rant]

 happ096

I see the odious little garlic muncher has just announced that he is pulling all of his troops out of Afghanistan....  ::)

You forgot the 'Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey' bit - which, given the context of the rest of the discussion, is surely a tad relevant?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2078 on: January 28, 2012, 08:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 28, 2012, 07:07:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
[rant]Even if we sent it to the Falklands it wouldn't be much more than a floating target as we mothballed and sold most of the Harriers to the yanks for peanuts after spending a fortune upgrading and refitting the bloody things. Hell the only thing that doesn't seem to be getting reduced in these defence review has been the fucking bureaucrats in the MOD.

As for using the French aircraft carrier if/when the Falklands does kick off even if Sarkozy wasn't a petulant little homunculus the presidential elections are this year and something tells me that whatever agreement we are supposed to have will fall flat as he desperately tries to keep his worthless arse in office and risking French casualties from weapons they allowed to be sold to Argentina would likely be the final straw.[/rant]

 happ096

I see the odious little garlic muncher has just announced that he is pulling all of his troops out of Afghanistan....  ::)

You forgot the 'Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey' bit - which, given the context of the rest of the discussion, is surely a tad relevant?

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Cheese eating, garlic munching surrender-monkey cunt boy!  cussing:

Okay...?  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2079 on: January 29, 2012, 10:11:37 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 08:28:59 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 28, 2012, 07:07:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
[rant]Even if we sent it to the Falklands it wouldn't be much more than a floating target as we mothballed and sold most of the Harriers to the yanks for peanuts after spending a fortune upgrading and refitting the bloody things. Hell the only thing that doesn't seem to be getting reduced in these defence review has been the fucking bureaucrats in the MOD.

As for using the French aircraft carrier if/when the Falklands does kick off even if Sarkozy wasn't a petulant little homunculus the presidential elections are this year and something tells me that whatever agreement we are supposed to have will fall flat as he desperately tries to keep his worthless arse in office and risking French casualties from weapons they allowed to be sold to Argentina would likely be the final straw.[/rant]

 happ096

I see the odious little garlic muncher has just announced that he is pulling all of his troops out of Afghanistan....  ::)

You forgot the 'Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey' bit - which, given the context of the rest of the discussion, is surely a tad relevant?

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Cheese eating, garlic munching surrender-monkey cunt boy!  cussing:

Okay...?  whistle:

Now we're getting there . . .

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2080 on: January 29, 2012, 10:41:32 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 29, 2012, 10:11:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 08:28:59 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 28, 2012, 07:07:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
[rant]Even if we sent it to the Falklands it wouldn't be much more than a floating target as we mothballed and sold most of the Harriers to the yanks for peanuts after spending a fortune upgrading and refitting the bloody things. Hell the only thing that doesn't seem to be getting reduced in these defence review has been the fucking bureaucrats in the MOD.

As for using the French aircraft carrier if/when the Falklands does kick off even if Sarkozy wasn't a petulant little homunculus the presidential elections are this year and something tells me that whatever agreement we are supposed to have will fall flat as he desperately tries to keep his worthless arse in office and risking French casualties from weapons they allowed to be sold to Argentina would likely be the final straw.[/rant]

 happ096

I see the odious little garlic muncher has just announced that he is pulling all of his troops out of Afghanistan....  ::)

You forgot the 'Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey' bit - which, given the context of the rest of the discussion, is surely a tad relevant?

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Cheese eating, garlic munching surrender-monkey cunt boy!  cussing:

Okay...?  whistle:

Now we're getting there . . .

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2081 on: January 29, 2012, 11:08:25 AM »
I did consider using cheese eating surrender monkey during my rant but didn't want to be greedy with the insults.  8)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2082 on: January 29, 2012, 01:58:05 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2083 on: January 29, 2012, 02:16:56 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2084 on: January 29, 2012, 05:00:53 PM »
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