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Offline Just One More

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2145 on: March 02, 2012, 06:32:04 AM »
At times it's a pity the actual layout of the papers isn't replicated on the online version. On this mornings ITN news they were doing the story about witchcraft over here and in Africa. The presenter held up the Daily Telegraph and shown the front page, it had the headline "Witchcraft is growing threat to children", no problem with that, except they had a large picture of the Queen, Camilla and Kate Middleton immediately above it  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2146 on: March 02, 2012, 06:43:27 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 02, 2012, 06:32:04 AM
At times it's a pity the actual layout of the papers isn't replicated on the online version. On this mornings ITN news they were doing the story about witchcraft over here and in Africa. The presenter held up the Daily Telegraph and shown the front page, it had the headline "Witchcraft is growing threat to children", no problem with that, except they had a large picture of the Queen, Camilla and Kate Middleton immediately above it  lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2147 on: March 02, 2012, 08:02:47 AM »
 rubschin:
" When shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning, or in rain? When the hurlyburly 's done, when the battle 's lost and won "

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2148 on: March 02, 2012, 10:16:57 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 02, 2012, 08:02:47 AM
rubschin:
" When shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning, or in rain? When the hurlyburly 's done, when the battle 's lost and won "

Well that's the VP digital switchover doomed.

Snoopy has quoted "the Scottish play".  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2149 on: March 02, 2012, 10:27:13 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2012, 10:16:57 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 02, 2012, 08:02:47 AM
rubschin:
" When shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning, or in rain? When the hurlyburly 's done, when the battle 's lost and won "

Well that's the VP digital switchover doomed.

Snoopy has quoted "the Scottish play".  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2150 on: March 02, 2012, 02:18:36 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2151 on: March 02, 2012, 02:37:00 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2152 on: March 02, 2012, 02:42:23 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2153 on: March 04, 2012, 09:00:09 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2154 on: March 04, 2012, 09:02:22 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2155 on: March 04, 2012, 09:04:03 AM »
Double sting, not only the initial charge but having to remove the metal dart afterwards.  eeek:

Something tells me the stupid bugger will never take mephedrome again  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2156 on: March 05, 2012, 12:59:08 PM »
As addictive as cocaine? Somehow I can't see anyone snorting Ben and Jerry's off a nightclub toilet seat.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110300/Ice-cream-addictive-cocaine-researchers-reveal-cravings-similar.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2157 on: March 05, 2012, 01:06:15 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2012, 12:59:08 PM
As addictive as cocaine? Somehow I can't see anyone snorting Ben and Jerry's off a nightclub toilet seat.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110300/Ice-cream-addictive-cocaine-researchers-reveal-cravings-similar.html

It never stops does it....?  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2158 on: March 05, 2012, 01:12:40 PM »
Dulce De Leche - Häagen-Dazs  cloud9:

Nothing satisfies me more  cloud9:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2159 on: March 05, 2012, 01:13:24 PM »
 eeek:
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