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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2220 on: April 10, 2012, 10:02:47 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 10, 2012, 09:18:51 AM



No shit?

Oh, I don't know Nick. If he died at all traumatically, there'd probably be quite a bit!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2221 on: April 10, 2012, 07:53:04 PM »
Corduroy pillows are making great headlines  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2222 on: April 10, 2012, 08:01:50 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 10, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
Corduroy pillows are making great headlines  redface:

 ;D ;D
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2223 on: April 10, 2012, 09:08:43 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 10, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
Corduroy pillows are making great headlines  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2224 on: April 11, 2012, 12:46:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2225 on: April 11, 2012, 01:30:38 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2226 on: April 11, 2012, 02:40:59 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2012, 12:46:19 PM
Till death us do part?  eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9197558/Knife-attacker-accepts-court-wedding-proposal-from-victim.html

Warra choice ~ 3 years for stabbing (out in 18 months) or a life sentence. Personally I take the porridge.  razz:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2227 on: April 11, 2012, 02:56:14 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 11, 2012, 02:40:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2012, 12:46:19 PM
Till death us do part?  eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9197558/Knife-attacker-accepts-court-wedding-proposal-from-victim.html

Warra choice ~ 3 years for stabbing (out in 18 months) or a life sentence. Personally I take the porridge.  razz:

Indeed....

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Mr Todd almost died when Baillie, 32, plunged an 8in kitchen knife into his back as he slept.

How could you ever sleep safe at night again....?  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2228 on: April 11, 2012, 05:18:38 PM »
Plastic cutlery and takeaway meals?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2229 on: April 12, 2012, 06:30:29 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2012, 05:18:38 PM
Plastic cutlery and takeaway meals?  rubschin:

Separate bedrooms for sure....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2230 on: April 13, 2012, 10:41:24 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2231 on: April 13, 2012, 10:55:17 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2232 on: April 13, 2012, 11:04:31 AM »
They could never put Streisand in 3D. She would take out the front three rows everytime she turned her head  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2233 on: April 13, 2012, 01:32:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 13, 2012, 11:04:31 AM
They could never put Streisand in 3D. She would take out the front three rows everytime she turned her head  noooo:

Likewise Errol Flynn (allegedly)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2234 on: April 14, 2012, 10:00:18 AM »
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