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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2790 on: February 11, 2013, 05:23:51 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?



Retiring to spend more time with the children?

Nah,     True Catholic pulls out early......
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2791 on: February 11, 2013, 05:25:45 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?



Retiring to spend more time with the children?

Nah,     True Catholic pulls out early......


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2792 on: February 11, 2013, 08:24:18 PM »
Gets stabbed beating off three scrotes without dropping his chips, goes home to eat and then drives to hospital because it feels odd?   worthy:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21410565

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2793 on: February 11, 2013, 10:46:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2013, 05:25:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?



Retiring to spend more time with the children?

Nah,     True Catholic pulls out early......


happy001

 He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict............. redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2794 on: February 12, 2013, 04:40:07 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 10:46:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2013, 05:25:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?



Retiring to spend more time with the children?

Nah,     True Catholic pulls out early......


happy001

 He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict............. redface:


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2795 on: February 12, 2013, 12:16:18 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2796 on: February 13, 2013, 05:22:40 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2797 on: February 13, 2013, 06:08:54 PM »
 eeek: eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2798 on: February 14, 2013, 12:40:37 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 13, 2013, 05:22:40 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits

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What is about to come out now?



Retiring to spend more time with the children?

http://itccs.org/2013/02/13/pope-benedict-resigned-to-avoid-arrest-seizure-of-church-wealth-by-easter/    eeek:

All is explained. No doubt he will slip in the shower or fall down the stairs before it comes to court.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2799 on: February 14, 2013, 07:57:03 AM »
You may well be right Darwin.  The rot goes further than him though I wonder what else the digging will uncover. rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2800 on: February 14, 2013, 10:29:29 AM »
The Vatican have held their secrets for a loooooong time now ~ they will still hold onto them.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2801 on: February 14, 2013, 03:01:52 PM »
US billionaire Warren Buffett is to buy food giant Heinz in a deal worth $28bn (£18bn).

That's a fvck of a lot of beans for a buffet.  confused:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2802 on: February 14, 2013, 03:05:02 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 14, 2013, 03:01:52 PM
US billionaire Warren Buffett is to buy food giant Heinz in a deal worth $28bn (£18bn).

That's a fvck of a lot of beans for a buffet.  confused:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2803 on: February 14, 2013, 03:09:24 PM »
 eeek: Driver finds owl trapped in car grille

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21439857
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2804 on: February 14, 2013, 03:21:05 PM »
I want one!

Sea slug's 'disposable penis' surprises scientists

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21431678
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