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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3060 on: April 24, 2013, 07:07:37 AM »
Police apologise to grandmother arrested in surgery

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The problem arose when Mrs Kerswell was telephoned by the surgery and informed that her kidney condition demanded an urgent urine test.

She told them she was perfectly healthy but the surgery insisted that her records showed she was a heavy smoker and suffered from Alzheimer's Disease, a kidney condition and had undergone a hysterectomy and a double hip replacement.

And because the records said that, it must be true....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3061 on: April 24, 2013, 08:20:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2013, 07:07:37 AM
And because the records said that, it must be true....  noooo:

I had call from the GP couple of weeks ago asking to come in for a lung capacity test. I queried it, but they insisted so, seeing as I did have one a few years ago when my heart problems got worse, I went along thinking it was just a follow up.

Turns out that their records show me as having "chronic obstructive pulmonary disease"  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3062 on: April 24, 2013, 10:06:28 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 24, 2013, 08:20:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2013, 07:07:37 AM
And because the records said that, it must be true....  noooo:

I had call from the GP couple of weeks ago asking to come in for a lung capacity test. I queried it, but they insisted so, seeing as I did have one a few years ago when my heart problems got worse, I went along thinking it was just a follow up.

Turns out that their records show me as having "chronic obstructive pulmonary disease"  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Frightening tho isn't it...?

They might have you down as allergic to some drug that you need or summat....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3063 on: April 27, 2013, 05:33:10 AM »
Supermarket forced to pull packets of Whole Hearted Roasted Monkey Nuts from the shelves...because nuts aren't listed as ingredient

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A Lancashire supermarket chain has been forced to clear its shelves of monkey nuts - because the label doesn't state that the packet contains nuts.

Booths Food, Wine and Grocery has withdrawn its Whole Hearted Roasted Monkey Nuts and the Food Standards Agency (FSA) has issued an Allergy Alert.

The company is concerned the label doesn't state the packet contains peanuts, putting those allergic to them at risk.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3064 on: April 27, 2013, 06:58:10 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3065 on: April 27, 2013, 07:22:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3066 on: April 27, 2013, 07:59:14 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3067 on: April 27, 2013, 08:55:48 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3068 on: April 28, 2013, 07:57:00 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3069 on: April 28, 2013, 09:48:21 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3070 on: April 29, 2013, 05:44:14 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3071 on: April 29, 2013, 09:54:58 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3072 on: April 29, 2013, 10:00:18 AM »
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« Reply #3073 on: April 29, 2013, 10:03:41 AM »
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« Reply #3074 on: April 29, 2013, 10:06:11 AM »
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