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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3645 on: August 09, 2013, 05:43:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3646 on: August 09, 2013, 06:33:26 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3647 on: August 09, 2013, 10:50:37 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3648 on: August 09, 2013, 11:01:42 AM »
Nick could set one up for internet shopping, could save him a fortune when he next orders 5000 tins of tuna.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3649 on: August 09, 2013, 11:06:39 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 11:01:42 AM
Nick could set one up for internet shopping, could save him a fortune when he next orders 5000 tins of tuna.  :thumbsup:

Delivery man death bingo....?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3650 on: August 09, 2013, 11:22:38 AM »
If Nick has the keys to that van it could be a possibility. What's the worst that could happen if he decided to finish the route?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3651 on: August 09, 2013, 12:17:38 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 11:22:38 AM
If Nick has the keys to that van it could be a possibility. What's the worst that could happen if he decided to finish the route?  rubschin:

He would ''probably''

Crash the delivery van because he was eating all the food

''maybe'' - ''perhaps'' - its possible !
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3652 on: August 09, 2013, 12:31:36 PM »
I was thinking more along the lines of how much chaos and mayhem he would cause generally. Something tells me Nick + SatNav can't be a good combination.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3655 on: August 10, 2013, 09:57:41 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 09:48:33 AM
Drivers jailed after dogging mix-up led to Darlington horror crash

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Wonder what the two bottles are for I would have thought a grate would not have been enough for anyone to dog him.. redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3656 on: August 10, 2013, 10:00:22 AM »
Quote from: boogs on August 10, 2013, 09:57:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 09:48:33 AM
Drivers jailed after dogging mix-up led to Darlington horror crash

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Wonder what the two bottles are for I would have thought a crate would not have been enough for anyone to dog him.. redface:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3657 on: August 10, 2013, 10:10:28 AM »
Darlington  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3658 on: August 10, 2013, 10:32:35 AM »
Prostrate before ginger

Perhaps this is because they spend their lives providing rectal discomfort for everyone else?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3659 on: August 10, 2013, 10:36:30 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2013, 10:32:35 AM
Prostrate before ginger

Perhaps this is because they spend their lives providing rectal discomfort for everyone else?
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and as if to confirm

"Redheads stage Ginger Pride march "

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-23643831
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