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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3720 on: August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM »
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3721 on: August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3722 on: August 21, 2013, 05:33:29 PM »
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)

I do....... whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3723 on: August 21, 2013, 05:35:44 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)

I do....... whistle:

Heard a whisper to that effect  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3724 on: August 21, 2013, 11:29:44 PM »
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:35:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)

I do....... whistle:

Heard a whisper to that effect  whistle:

At least Foggy moans.  Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3725 on: August 22, 2013, 05:58:44 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on August 21, 2013, 11:29:44 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:35:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)

I do....... whistle:

Heard a whisper to that effect  whistle:

At least Foggy moans.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3726 on: August 22, 2013, 07:07:09 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 22, 2013, 05:58:44 AM
Quote from: Baldy on August 21, 2013, 11:29:44 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:35:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)

I do....... whistle:

Heard a whisper to that effect  whistle:

At least Foggy moans.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3727 on: August 22, 2013, 02:05:03 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on August 22, 2013, 07:07:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 22, 2013, 05:58:44 AM
Quote from: Baldy on August 21, 2013, 11:29:44 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:35:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)

I do....... whistle:

Heard a whisper to that effect  whistle:

At least Foggy moans.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3728 on: August 23, 2013, 10:42:47 AM »
Our taxes spent wisely again

"Molluscs were also found to travel in convoy to conserve energy"


Snailgating?   redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3729 on: August 23, 2013, 11:08:23 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2013, 10:42:47 AM
Our taxes spent wisely again

"Molluscs were also found to travel in convoy to conserve energy"


Snailgating?   redface:

"Snailgating" happy002

The study was aimed at saving the lives of pet dogs, there are worse ways to spend money
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3730 on: August 23, 2013, 11:57:37 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 23, 2013, 11:08:23 AM
The study was aimed at saving the lives of pet dogs

Much the same as "Keep you dog under control" signs around livestock.

Sometimes a plumbic infusion is the only cure.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3731 on: August 23, 2013, 12:00:42 PM »
Love it  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3732 on: August 24, 2013, 12:50:20 PM »
BM and the rest of the reprobates should have a field day with this one.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3733 on: August 24, 2013, 12:52:33 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2013, 12:50:20 PM
BM and the rest of the reprobates should have a field day with this one.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html

Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke....  Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3734 on: August 24, 2013, 12:57:48 PM »
That poor dog will need shots now.  lol:
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