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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4605 on: February 04, 2014, 06:32:32 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 04, 2014, 06:04:29 PM
I'd rather have the two cheery looking frauleins . . . .      whistle:
"Former Lufthansa stewards Hans and Gunther"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4606 on: February 04, 2014, 06:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 04, 2014, 06:32:32 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 04, 2014, 06:04:29 PM
I'd rather have the two cheery looking frauleins . . . .      whistle:
"Former Lufthansa stewards Hans and Gunther"

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« Reply #4607 on: February 05, 2014, 11:17:22 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4608 on: February 05, 2014, 12:09:39 PM »
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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« Reply #4609 on: February 05, 2014, 01:05:03 PM »
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4610 on: February 05, 2014, 01:33:59 PM »
Quote from: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:39:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2014, 12:25:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:16:36 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 06:24:19 AM
Sack this fucking idiot headmaster   cussing:
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What a complete tosser.   

Chris Snowdon nails this one rather well...

Actually he seems to miss it spectacularly

A school has a healthy food policy, debateable but the policy was there and clearly laid out what would happen if the parents did not obey it - they would have to pay

So what does the headmaster do.  Ignores his own policy and attacks the kid instead who will have a lifelong impression that authority is there to be abused.  And that's why the headmaster has to go.

And now that his parents have complained about this tosser to the media what does he do? He expells the kid AND his little brother on under the context of  a 'persistent and deliberate breach of school policy, such as bringing in crisps, biscuits, sausage rolls, mini sausages, scotch eggs and similar'. The odds are now that neither kid will trust authority again. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552081/Boy-six-suspended-school-taking-packet-Mini-Cheddars-lunchbox-EXPELLED-parents-vented-outrage-press.html
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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« Reply #4611 on: February 05, 2014, 02:22:56 PM »
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4612 on: February 05, 2014, 03:08:27 PM »
Is she the pie eating relative of that gerl they reconstructed in Sussex?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4613 on: February 05, 2014, 03:21:11 PM »
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« Reply #4614 on: February 05, 2014, 03:23:25 PM »
The bastard WELSH  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4615 on: February 05, 2014, 03:24:49 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4616 on: February 05, 2014, 03:44:02 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2014, 02:22:56 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552154/Woman-jailed-trolling-HERSELF-24-year-old-bombarded-Facebook-page-fake-abuse-bid-incriminate-estranged-family.html

 noooo: noooo:

I have to admit I'm amazed by this story, I've been to Par a couple of times and its the kind of place that still has cargo cults and wicker men so I'd never have expected someone to be able to use a computer.  Shocked:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4617 on: February 05, 2014, 03:52:11 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2014, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2014, 02:22:56 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552154/Woman-jailed-trolling-HERSELF-24-year-old-bombarded-Facebook-page-fake-abuse-bid-incriminate-estranged-family.html

 noooo: noooo:

I have to admit I'm amazed by this story, I've been to Par a couple of times and its the kind of place that still has cargo cults and wicker men so I'd never have expected someone to be able to use a computer.  Shocked:

The thing that surprised me was ....

"Chapman had been cautioned for a similar offence of sending a false message in 2009 - and yet police still took her allegations seriously ".... noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4618 on: February 05, 2014, 03:58:02 PM »
Given what I have seen of some of the police officers down here I can easily believe that part.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4619 on: February 05, 2014, 07:40:48 PM »
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